Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.
DreadedSamurai 17
I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL
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Comments (103)
R2Y2 22
Communication.
bigdog80 10
sounds like you need a little bdsm lol
lovelockdown23 23
so "stop" "I'm not in the mood" or just plain " I'm bored" isnt enough? secondly spice it up a bit ask her what she wants done in the bedroom. talk about her fantasies to get an idea of what she likes. hope it all works out OP
AnnaLinject 10
The point of safe words is to make both people feel comfortable. Saying 'stop' to a loved one can be jarring or embarrassing in the heat of the moment.
lovelockdown23 23
her telling him she's bored isn't embarrassing enough for him?
AnnaLinject 10
That's where a safe word would help... instead of saying she's bored. what don't you get?
lovelockdown23 23
I don't get why the hell you're talking to me you obviously don't understand my simple ass point
Freelman 7
Safe word should be 'harder'
daken96 21
Such a good Cyanide and Happiness comic.
The_Bengineer 13
Maybe that means that you should try out BDSM anyway
Steve95401 49
"Donuts" would be a good safe word.
Sathane 21
Make the safe word "Dead Starfish", because if she's bored in bed it's at least half her own fault and I'm betting it's because she ***** like a dead starfish. Just lay there with her legs open and do jack shit.
loserman67 36
Sounds to me like the safe word should be "Bitch"
beararm 11
if the sex is wrong, it can all go wrong
chewebb 8
Then don't be so boring!