hAHAha Halo
United States
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New deal
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
ccblock
United States
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Junior
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Dodged a bullet
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Good parenting takes on a new level.
Intoxicunt 6
If he hadn't done it, someone else would've. Get her back. Spread the word that she can be bought for $10. The local guys will be glad to know this. >_>
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Comments (111)
0opsie 6
Just offer her $11 to talk to you again. :)
ryantb12345678 0
if she was wiling to end the relationship for ten dollars, then the relationship was probably going to end soonso don't worry about it.
ThickHead 0
she could still kiss an make out an do it with ya just no talking ;D
mandi625 0
Nice girlfriend you've got there eh?
imnotcraZ 0
she's blonde isn't she?
hateevryone 15
is $10 really worth it? is she stupid?
writerchic85 26
Offer her $15
scarlet22ashley 19
If she's willing to give you up for ten dollars, you should be happy she broke up with you because that relationship would never have lasted
Cavsfodawin 21
No one should ever give up their significant other for $10. However $1000 may make you reconsider.
here4noreason 6
Girlfriend of the year...