Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
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FFML_314 12
You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.
wd0 1
that's an important issue though
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Comments (77)
Pixelfish 0
some girls don't like it in the back door, that's what we are really talking about here right?
Spastastic 6
"Creative differences"? That's what someone says when they leave a tv show, not a relationship...
Erindub 0
If you've only been at it for 6 months and you're already shackin up there was already plenty of issues going on in your relationship. The dishes were just the catalyst in this argument.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OKay???! so you said WE right??!? As in she couldn't get it either right?! What a backwards ass bitch you don't deserve a dumbass like her anyways
lafingman0 5
Well at least she knows her place. lol
kellydee 0
dont move in with someone after six months i have been with my bf for four years and we just recently decided to move in first mistake
LilaBear 2
YDI for moving in together after only 6 months. Geez.
aristotrash 1
you deserved it for apparently living with someone after six months!
NYheart13 0
Doesnt sound like much of a loss to me
marvin_fml 0
It's obvious that she didn't break up with him because she actually cares where the plates go. She broke up with him because he dared to have an opinion that conflicted with hers, and had the spine to express it and stick to it. There are so many prissy little princesses these days that expect to get their own way all the time, and they think compromise in a relationship means their partner doing what he's told. Good on you for hanging on to your balls!
TheZarola 10
Oh, don't be an ass. Perhaps HE started it. Either way, he participated in the immature fight, so HDI.