Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
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FFML_314 12
You should have tied her to the fridge and made her watch you put the plates in random cupboards.
wd0 1
that's an important issue though
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DiabolusIgnis 15
Yeah bullshit. You're just blaming her because you can't fathom there might be something you could've done differently. That maybe, just maybe, the problem is in YOU. Nobody breaks up because of plates.
alicelouise66 5
I'm pretty sure that's not the real reason.