Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nico711
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
takeshi
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Winter Park, United States
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Anonymous
Don't jump to conclusions
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
Busted
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
Anonymous
Budapest, Hungary
Eternity
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
Unfortunately, she was looking for a reason to break up and when she could not think of one just made one up.
RichardPencil 32
Translation: she found someone else and wants to be free of you. Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.
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Comments (9)
Mungolikecandy 19
Unfortunately, she was looking for a reason to break up and when she could not think of one just made one up.
RichardPencil 32
Translation: she found someone else and wants to be free of you. Sorry she couldn’t come up with a better lie, or, *gasp*, have a shred of respect for your six years together and tell you the truth.
riley873 21
I always know the fml is bad when you refrain from jokes
bloopaloop 27
Why were you late?
childlessmother 16
Dating six years? Not marriage or even engaged? Dude she is looking for someone ready to tie the knot. You missed your chance
AmbrosiaFan 19
She obviously isn't worth it. Husband and I have been together for 16 years. He proposed after our sixth year dating.
protoskore 27
an old arab parable tells of a man who ask to borrow some rope from his neighbor and was told "no, I need it to tie down the milk". When asked since when has milk been tied with a rope, the neighbor replied "when you do not wish to do something, any excuse will do"
schuli 10
A lady thinks she has the proper right of break-up with any reason. The reason is her words.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You dodged a bullet. Sorry... but at least it was before you popped the question...