Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
noonecaresurfat 0
don't listen to all these people telling you not to leave her cheating is unforgivable.
Bashar_fml 0
i agree
justanotherhuman 21
Also agree. Once a cheater, always a cheater. My particular favorites are the ones that break off relationships before they're physically intimate with the person they intend on pursuing after previous said relationship ends; extenuating circumstances notwithstanding(abuse, neglect, etc. etc.). Nothing quite like complex excuses being used to justify emotional cheating, just so sex-with-a-new-person can commence as soon as possible.
voveraite 7
Wait, I don't quite get it: should they first cheat physically too? I agree that one should try to avoid situations which gets them too attached to other people, but still...
jaybrown 0
Your a pretty good guy, FML maker. You should break up with the girlfriend and keep all relations with your co-worker STRICTLY BUSINESS with no small talk.
mcsnelly 5
I'm gonna go with neither YDI or FYL.....I wouldn't say YDI because you were cheated on first....but I wouldn't say FYL just because of that last part about you having the opportunity to cheat and didn't. I mean, yeah, good for you for not cheating, but the fact that you even considered it makes this not an FML for you.
Lehk 9
So what you are saying, is that you consider him deciding not to cheat to be just as bad as her cheating because in deciding not to cheat he had to have considered doing it. you are what is wrong with society.
BLNovelist 0
Dude...that is ****** up logic. He said he was lonely, but when given the chance to cheat on her said no regardless of that - not that he had decided to then not!
Shyman4ever 0
Wow YDI for not banging the hot girl Friday
k10tree 0
I think you should not cheat because you HAVE a girlfriend, not because you just don't want to hurt her.
diet_otaku 0
i think the not wanting to hurt her is a more noble reason than just the involvement in a relationship, since it actually takes her feelings into account. it's like saying "i visited my grandma because she's my grandma" is a better reason than "i visited my grandma to cheer her up."
forthelulz_fml 0
But see, in 2 months when your (ex?) g/f gets run over by a bus and you don't, you'll be glad about not sleeping with a hot chick. Karma is a bitch.
cheerchick4life 0
Awww I'm sorry but ur a good bf for not cheating and u deserve better
FoundManyLemons 0
I kinda want to say "And...?" Did she beg your forgiveness? Did she say she was through with you? Was she just keeping you up to date on her life? Were you planning on following her? Just, make sure she gets tested in two weeks and at 6 months if you stick with her. Which is totally up to you.
Guch 0
Should never have kept the relationship going without first talking about this stuff. If you are this far apart you are bound to cheat eventually. YDI
cherry_blossom 0
Not sure if you meant that because they didn't talk about it she was bound to cheat or because they were in a long distance relationship she was bound to cheat. If it's the first, well, I could agree with you to some extent. But if it's the latter, I do not agree with you at all. If both people are totally committed to making the relationship work, then it will work.
Guch 0
woops