Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, the girl I work with, who I’ve developed feelings for, started dating another guy at work. She’d told me that she “doesn’t believe” in dating coworkers and she doesn’t “shit where she eats.” FML
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ahabsfan 17
Rule #2 - Don’t shit where you eat.
Dave_Davington 34
Did you ask her out yourself? No? Then you've got no business whining about it.
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Comments (13)
ohsnapword 21
You forgot the #1 rule of the workplace. Don't dip your pen in company ink.
ahabsfan 17
Rule #2 - Don’t shit where you eat.
tounces7 28
While this is an accepted platitude, from a scientific standpoint, workplace romances last longer than any other way of meeting someone.
Chloe555_fml 27
I don’t think you’ll have to worry about working with your crush much longer if she is pulling those shenanigans without prior approval.
Dave_Davington 34
Did you ask her out yourself? No? Then you've got no business whining about it.
RichardPencil 32
You can always “work it alone” while thinking about her, if you know what I mean.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I assume she's now your ex-crush, and ex-colleague.
tounces7 28
You'll get your sweet revenge when she ends up jobless and he dumps her.
indienerdgirl 27
I only pressed your life sucks because she left you hanging in the middle of your shift. What a dick move. But unless you asked her out you can't complain if she has a new boyfriend. You didn't make your move man.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
love blinds all
Mungolikecandy 19
It sounds like that crush has been crushed?