Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
Geist_fml 0
quickly contact that hot girl and get revenge sex.
missjazzy_love 0
Well, good for you for not cheating, despite the fact you were "incredibly lonely." But I'm sure the opportunity will come around again if you decide to turn the tables...
btyler 0
No reason to leave her. After three years, it might be expected. Yeh, that totally sucks, but there aren't many out there that don't think about other people every now and then. Just talk to her and move on. It's all good. Oh yeh, and I agree with #11. Tell her that you get to **** one person since she did, and find the chick.
BLNovelist 0
The hell kind of relationships do you take part in? "Oh, as long as I get to as well, you can cheat all you want!" ....real healthy. :/
diet_otaku 0
expected? hell no. cheating is never acceptable, much less expected, in a relationship.
Chris_1414 21
I agree with #71, 3 years or 30 cheating isn't acceptable if someone can't keep a commitment it's up to them to break things off not go behind their S/O's back. Being faithful isn't hard.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
She couldn't wait a week? What a *****.
MIKENYC 0
Go **** her out ur system. **** everything that wears a skirt.
Bashar_fml 0
**** man i feel bad for u, but i believe that 99% of all long distance relationships are destined to fail... good luck finding a new girl or getting back to this one eventhough i hope u dont
Ughsucks 0
Wow, your insight and fake statistics really opened my eyes.... Moron.
Bashar_fml 0
wow u are so retarded, u should learn to read before u start insulting people, i said "i believe" its my ******* opinion u ******* retard
paperfox_fml 0
'I believe 99% of all men are secretly gay' I may have said 'I believe' at the start of my bullshit, but that doesn't make my statement any less retarded now, does it?
satanicminnow1 1
Of course long-distance "relationships" fail. They are bullshit, if ya gotta bang someone you need see them and be with them!
BLNovelist 0
Yes, because all relationships depend solely on whether you can **** them. Bullshit. I am currently on...eh...month two of being away from my boyfriend, and we are going stronger then ever - even in regards to our sexual relations. And I've seen this with other couples as well.
Bashar_fml 0
actually since u said " i believe" it means its what u think ( your opinion which u are entitled to) im not going to reply anymore, coz i cant be bothered wasting my time on stupid shit like this
boatkicker 5
Apparently I'm in that one percent category. I just finally moved 800 miles to be with my boyfriend (well, now my fiancee) We were seeing eachother one week every three months (its sucked ass) And I used to know a guy who loved about 80 miles away from his wife. they would take turns going to the otehrs place every weekend.
soccerboy101 0
LOL. #14 Have lotsa sex to get over her hehe
Emma_91 0
Please dump that bitch. Why are you faithful to her if she doesn't care enough to be faithful to you?
kitkatkelly 0
Doesn't sound like your relationship was that solid if you both considered cheating.
aback 5
See if you can track that girl down.