Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
winemysavior 4
what a bitch. hope you got the hottie's number. and people are missing the point. it's great that you turned down someone because you were considerate of your gf. BUT if she's being a ***** then you're welcome to go do the same. also it doesn't seem like you're upset about turning down sex from another, but more like upset that you were considerate yet your gf wasn't. thats hurtful. fyl indeed. but good luck with that chick
rihannalover 0
no, nobody is welcome to do it at all, this is all the gf's fault. doesn't mean he should **** around with every girl he sees.
noluck84 0
way too many people take shit way too serious, saying "you should smack a bitch" isnt literal, even though you should definately **** the hotness pointing it your way, then, just for a good burn, **** her sister and/or her mom, hell, **** her brother, make the bitch hurt!
pog0_fml 0
Cheating doesn't make your girlfriend feel bad. Telling her makes her feel bad.
junomcguff_fml 0
It sounds like you have a big heart!
RigChan 0
I think everyone is taking the last line the wrong way. ): Although I am very sorry, and I hope you recover from this soon! Take care.
mastory96 0
well anyways, this isn't an FML. it's you being a good boyfriend and her being a bad girlfriend.
Alexgoesfml 3
People are taking the last sentence the wrong way. He is just adding it in because to the irony of the whole thing, geez way to throw assumptions into the air. FYL mate, hope you dumped her.
boatkicker 5
Some of you are being freaking stupid. "YDI because you even considered it" is ridiculous. If someone comes up to you and says "Hey, lets ****" and he says "No, I have a girlfriend" thats not his fault. I mean, it probably didn't go quite like that, but still.... to OP, Good for you for not cheating. I'm sorry your girl is being such a bitch. Hope you find someone better
illgutcha 0
I'm sure their was a good reason why and you are good person!
gottabeandrew 1
Your life is ******, but you still did the right thing.