Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, the coworker I have been hitting it off with rejected me. Apparently she has a crush on another male employee. An employee who is married and somehow has three other girls in our store actually fighting over him (I've heard arguments). She thinks she has a chance? FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, it's been a few months since I spent about three weeks in a relationship with a woman at work, who then left me to get back with her ex-husband. For some reason she reported us both to HR for our inappropriate relationship. My future at this company now rests on a meeting I have this afternoon with HR. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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newbiemalestr8 27
Yup. Time to go.
dongdong xiang 10
Drop her like a hot potato. She deserves it for ******** where she eats. Find someone who will be 100% faithful to you and only you.
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Comments (6)
newbiemalestr8 27
Yup. Time to go.
dongdong xiang 10
Drop her like a hot potato. She deserves it for ******** where she eats. Find someone who will be 100% faithful to you and only you.
Billsonhamsen 17
I noticed you always seem to tell people to break up. In this case I agree.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Just... Wow. There should only be one guy that your girlfriend is willing to fight for, and that's you. She sounds.. classy...
FluffythePink 23
Yeet yourself out of this shit show and on to much better things.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Run away from this one.
Billsonhamsen 17
Yeah, you are probably not going to like what will come next.