Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
LouieG2OO7 0
Oh man, don't let her get to you. Get back at her.
ms33 0
i'm impressed by your self control. your girlfriend is a ****, and you're the better person in this for turning down the opportunity to cheat
uberchicken 0
Aww man, that really sucks.
quadracer111 0
Call the hot chick back and **** her brains OUT!!
Qup 0
she's selfish and you're not. she's immorale and you're not. I hope that you find someone who has the same standards and whom you can trust.
Fritz_Wafu 0
Forget about her and move on, you deserve someone better ^_^
I_am_stupid_also 6
Having to go without sex for a month is a not an FML. You are single now, go **** up a storm if you want.
SixGunPsychosis 0
I don't understand how some people are saying that even thinking about sex with someone else is cheating. Thinking about it & acting on it...two totally different things. Hell, if thinking of sex with another person is "cheating" then I guess I've "cheated" on my ex-bf's hundreds of times. Some people are just really sad...
24788 7
Wow, To bad you didn't cheat.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
In the end, what matters is that she's a bitch and you're a great guy. You'll end up finding someone much better than her, and who actually deserves you.