Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading on a park bench not far from a grassy spot and a pond. A flock of geese landed on the grassy patch and began to eat some grass. I thought that I may be bothering the geese, but decided if I left them alone, they'd leave me alone as well. I was wrong. Geese are assholes. FML
Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up, and attacked my face. FML
Today, I tried to take a picture next to a peacock, but ended up running away with a face and mouth full of feathers. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
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Comments (173)
Acer1096xxx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First! Btw ydi for running into the geese
qwerty475 0
Haha, I did that I was attacked by a male goose protecting a nest full of eggs.... They can latch onto ears pretty well
MasterModeraor 0
So they attacked you... with shit??
ElliexMarie 0
lmao. YDI x10 ! you don't run into geese ! KARMA, FOOOL .
Finnboghi 0
They're called Canadian Geese for a reason. Be glad they didn't burn down the white house for invading their territory. (War of 1812 joke there, btw.)
randomdude1234 0
Lamest joke ever. And if they're Canadian geese what can they really do to you that would hurt, eh?
skullbashd 3
Canada isn't real
DarkPrince_fml 0
Tommorow you must go back in greater numbers
thatonek1d 0
#45 that would be one gangsta earring!!!!!!!
rossisthebest4 0
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You deserve it you bastard go raip a rabbit
FreshAsCrap 0
hahahha go rape a rabbit i swear im not gonna stop laughing at how wierd that it hahahahaahhahaha
Bringiton80 0
The Birds is an awesome film!! =D Creepy as ****. *EDIT* What the Hell happened to the comment by Jenkins about the Birds? =( Got replaced by some rabbit raping comment. Mine makes no sense now.
yati 0
I agree your life is ******. :P
cha40_fml 0
ahhh this has happened to me before. I was walking my dog, and the poor thing wanted to play with the geese, the geese did not want to play.
RustedMetal 0
hahhaha
amy_shmamy 0
this has happened to my dog. geese are never friendly. OP is stupid for doing this
aback 5
Geese are just God's flying assholes.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Hahah, and this comment has further made my day!
MeLiSsa321123 1
lmao xD this comment so made my day! xD
Blaq 0
aback....you rock!!! This is awsome!!!!!
Leatherandlace 0
How is this comment getting so much good feed-back? It's just mean.
Mela24_fml 0
Somebody doesn't get it haha
capslockisgood 19
Flying assholes? Ew
grlwitperlEring 0
haha someone's never been around pissed off canadian geese before it seems YDI
thebigslim 13
I have no pity for you.... you definitely deserve that one.
humorizer 14
Ok Ike. Why don't you go fight for your friends now?
forrese 0
No way. Geese are Rats with wings. I say run in and start punting practice.
Gunpar 0
Are you serious? You've obviously never encountered a flock of geese. You don't even need to go near them to be mercilessly impaled.
Crimson_regret 0
YDI for being a jerk...FYL for them being bigger jerks.
SOL8 0
BAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG TOO FUNNY!!
Nacirema20 0
mean asshole!! :-/ FYL. im glad ur ass got attacked...!
rafaelaugusto94 0
jerk!