Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
nmirles 0
I'm surprised that you still call her your girlfriend. She would've been referred to as "ex-girlfriend" by me already.
rihannalover 0
wow, that sucks, glad you did the right thing though. but you probably shouldn't think it's ok to do it just cause she did, she was in the wrong though. hope things work out.
Guairdean 0
You did the right thing. Dump the cheater and find someone that loves you. The cheater obviously doesn't.
zak_lauersdorf 0
no good deed goes unpunished...
smartornot 0
Well, at least you can say you're a better person!
kookie123 0
well you're a better person than her then. so what if you turned her down. u cared about your gf. now i suggest go effen dump her....
ShinyShine 0
Its called karma, what comes around goes around... But at the same time how did you know she was going to cheat, well you should leave her or else chances of her doing it again are like 90% But man poor you, its okay theres LOTS of girls out there.
SookMauNoots 0
u deserved that
rryyaann656 0
# 5 6 and 7 you guys are so wrong! just because someone does something you don't want them to doesn't give you the right to hit them !! anyway sorry dude that sucks fyl
Raytestrak 3
Are you upset about you girlfriend or the fact that you turned down some other chick? Point is, if the second outweighs the first, you're a prick and you deserve it.