Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
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MyHandIsNumb 0
Those are probably the reasons why he didn't want to hurt her...
Destinyx 0
That should make you the better person then =]
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Comments (106)
thelineman 0
wow that sucks for you man i hope you dumbed that bitch
token_blackguy 18
see what happens when you are the nice guy.
hookah_head 0
dude i just went through the same thing OP it sucks but you just gotta get over her
MasterModeraor 0
Maybe she cheated on you for the same woman. Ur just pissed that you couldnt have a 3 way
iluvscc37 0
You're a good man. You don't deserve her.
Colby_Colbert 0
go to a strip club, take a pic of your face buried in some strippers glitter covered ****, and send it to your ***** ex gf
Failercoptor 0
*one new picture mail* (ex gf with some dudes penor in her vajay jay) well played sir
wowthissucks321 0
#51. The b**** doesn't deserve the OP, is what you're trying to say. And OP sorry.... You are the better person... Hook up with the other chick after you've dumped this hoe.
BLNovelist 0
No, he meant he doesn't deserve her - because he deserves better. It was just an awkward and bad way of wording it.
labelleza329 0
i found out that my boyfriend cheated on me recently, the one time I went out without him. and funny enough, I turned 2 guys down because I loved my boyfriend. I feel your pain. But you're the better person!!
lastminuteperm 0
It sounds like you expect a big reward for not cheating. You seem like a bit of a jerk.
BLNovelist 0
No, it sounds like he expects his girlfriend not to cheat on him, especially when he makes sure he is entirely faithful to her. If that is too much to expect, then I want nothing to do with people. man, this was meant to be a reply to the comment above mine, 59 I think.