Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on my detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML
Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I finally treated myself and bought my first moisturizer. The woman at Sephora promised it would "retexturize my face." If by "retexturize" she meant, "make it feel like a rubber balloon," then she was right on the money. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML
Today, I discovered that my "life-changing" skincare routine wasn’t working because I’d been using conditioner instead of moisturizer for two weeks. My skin is greasy, and I smell like coconuts. FML
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Top comments
wavesofblue 1
$20 isn't expensive...
Rico255 0
mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn
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Comments (221)
xlostwithoutu 0
Sounds great. Lmao.
dudenextdoor 0
that's pretty shitty moisturizer...and yeah sorry op
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I get it. dats funny
wavesofblue 1
$20 isn't expensive...
JillianlikesVogu 0
Agreed, that's cheap, and wouldn't you smell/try it out beforehand?
parii 0
that what I was going to say
BoyFromTheFuture 0
it is if the bottle is full of shit.
letschat6 5
that's what I was gonna say xD
lexie206 0
well idk about you but I wouldn't want to waste 20$ to smell like poop.
JillianlikesVogu 0
102- Well by the looks of your DP it appears you already do.
kitty_f 3
4 I agree
lexie206 0
Excuse me? I meant smell, not look, thanks. If you're gonna attack me, AT LEAST attack me on something that is relevant to my comment..
itzaremix 0
that's what I was thinking lmdo
livvie1999 0
That's exactly what I was thinking
nyxierae 1
$20 for moisturizer is actually pretty pricey. Just sayin. Obviously you have no idea how to take care of your facial skin.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
It is if its like one ounce
aliaysleighbasic 0
yeah I would have a hard time paying that much for something I couldn't test first.
JillianlikesVogu 0
Same with me, the OP is stupid for not trying it out.
pandapoopDX 0
YO FACE
Rico255 0
mabey shit is good for the skin also??? worked great on my lawn
MacNuggets 0
lols shit face hahaha joking joking haha
PolishBabyy 0
20 isnt even expensive!! u pay 50 n u get the good smelly ones that actully work...duh!!!
rebbee 0
I was thinking the same thing! My face cream, toner and cleansers cost me about 60 bucks each! Don't complain OP- it's not like you paid a fortune for it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
rebbe: Every time I see that dp, I think of Janis from the Muppets. :)
claudia19801811 14
Or you can get £5 which work exactly the same....!
StitchedBear 0
damn, sorry OP. nothing is worse than a bad smelling facial product. you should always smell it before you buy it (:
polopony 0
LOL @ 28.
JustJess666 0
umm 20 bucks isn't expensive. no wonder it smelled like shit. you spend mire then 20 and you can get a good smelling one that does it's job. you must be pretty broke or poor to think that 20 is alot. hahah!
vienna_awaits 0
$20 is not an expensive moisturizer.
tswizz 13
No it's actually not...