lonleystoner91
France
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
DayamyWuzHere
United States
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
loserman
Frisco, United States
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
jonatthon
Brighton, United Kingdom
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
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StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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MissMaryContrary 3
Because the only point of dating is to get her to put out by the second date, of course. I hate how little sex means anymore. There's nothing special or romantic about it. Now it's just EXPECTED. It's just something to do. It no longer means "I love you." It no longer means you want to be close with that person. It's just because you want to get laid. The other person is just your upgrade from masturbation.
Norwegian_Wood 4
This girl has it right. I completely agree 100% #77.
Bekll 31
I completely agree. With my first boyfriend he begged me to have sex with him and made me promise we'd do it by a certain day. The guy I dated after him tried to have sex with me only on like our fifth date! It's disgusting.
DoomedGemini 38
Sex is natural. People have different libidos, meaning while some are fine waiting why should you have to ********** constantly if you have a partner? I'm a virgin it doesn't make me less or more of a woman OR person than someone else that has sex.
dynky 3
you've only been seeing her two months and you're already expecting action?? i don't know about your gf, but I know I can't feel comfortable sleeping with someone until at least a few months into the relationship. geez, have some patience!
oldenuff2party 3
they're deft hookin up. dump the ****
colleen2920 0
nice point 11. but if you have a problem with it, make a move!
irelandsbest09 0
hahahahahahaha.... maybe its cuz your lil bro is pimpin it and you dont have the balls to do somethin bout it
lindsaybugg 0
agrreeed with #4(:
spade27 0
Does she know you're dating? Perhaps she thinks you're her gay friend.
xLonelyStonerx 0
Stole my name 0.o
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Lmao
jmh96 0
maybe you should do something about that.