lonleystoner91
France
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
DayamyWuzHere
United States
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
loserman
Frisco, United States
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
jonatthon
Brighton, United Kingdom
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
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StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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Comments (132)
WiseGuy79 14
WTF are you waiting for then? Step up to the plate rookie
stokebasing 0
Haha, this made me chuckle :P just start a tickle war or something :P You'll be wrestling then! You'll get some action soon :)
JillianlikesVogu 0
Tickle wars rock.
fable_fayebee 0
ydi for letting him get more action. grow some balls and duck your girlfriend already
fable_fayebee 0
****, not duck :/
zakkaisftw 0
this is like outnumberd where jake brings his gf round and his brother westles with her and he has to go to sleep but say jake is 13 and won't to kiss her!
Ethos_fml 0
You could always just smoke some Trainwreck with her mate. Unless that 'stiner' in your name us just for kicks.
MoNiCa132 0
it's only been 2 months keep u dick in ur pants shit
withered 30
I agree with you!!
mcsquanch 0
nedd to pick up ur game B.
leeroyjenkins55 0
lol that's too bad. you can always double team her.
xIxAMxAxGUY 0
gayy.
gmor 0
damn...