Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
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StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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Comments (132)
meintx 9
Maybe she's using your friendship to get your "Lil" bro. Maybe he's not so "Lil". Maybe she's tired of you not makin a move.
TashaLenaKitty 0
Maybe she isn't ready to have sex yet OP,maybe to her that is moving too fast.Just take it slow,it's probably what she wants by the looks of it.
spideylove 0
good God two months?
Korn_Lover 6
Dude... chill... i didnt let my boyfriend even kiss me for like 3 months...
binkybaby 3
I agree that it doesn't matter that she hasn't slept with him, but after two months there should at least be SOME sort of physical relationship.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i think your girlfriend miiiiiiiiight wanna **** your brother
juliabadulia 6
well it's two months. some girls don't want to have sex so soon.
Fine_Mist 0
not all relationships are based on sex..jeez can't people do other things for fun.
TomAndroidNinja 0
Dont be a bitch.
SouthSideGummi 0
this reminds me of Never Back Down...