lonleystoner91
France
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Szeged, Hungary
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
klifestyle2012
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Wenny
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
DayamyWuzHere
United States
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
loserman
Frisco, United States
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
LY2
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
jonatthon
Brighton, United Kingdom
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Top comments
StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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Comments (132)
VeilOfVelvet 0
How much action do you think you should get after just 2 months? Geez slow down. Relationships are about other things besides sex.
mattmalin11 0
Says the elephant with a hat....
TaNmKm 0
You're an idiot that doesn't recognize signs.
Comatose27 0
Yes.. Just because you haven't gotten that much "action" with your gf isn't really a problem that you cry to FML about.. YDI for wasting time posting this.
GeekMaster6000 3
"of two months"...That says it all.
mattxhavoc 2
Maybe you should grow a pair and "wrestle" with your girlfriend instead of whining on FML.
LilaBear 2
You've been going out FOR TWO MONTHS. If you think you should be getting "action" after 2 months, I hope she dumps you for someone who understands what relationships are really about.
Jameshaich 0
Yeah wrestling is fun, me and my friends used to play wrestle when we were kids... Looks like almost every kid has had gay action then
mockingjay_fml 0
it's not a big deal .. calm down . you've been dating only 2 months .
LASuxs 0
Your brother obviously gave you way more than the required 10 days. You have now pur your bro in a situation he has to **** his way out of