Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Overreaction time
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Inferiority complex
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
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StitchedBear 0
yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.
fmlwinnn 0
suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.
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Comments (132)
lindseytaylor201 0
haha
trudom108 0
legendary fail!!
Igor_g5 0
Two months and you've gotten less than your brother did just wrestling? Something wrong there.
jjumprope 24
don't worry I went through the same thing when me and my gf started going out just give it time and trust me she will give u more action and more attention ;)
darude908 1
well maybe you should just step down and do your brother a favor lol
mareyeah 0
lol. sad. if you guys really liked e/o sexually you would have ****** already xD unless she's one of those girls who has "respect" for themselves. lol. in other words she's to pussy to put out >>
Bekll 31
Better to have respect than be a sl*t. Why should girls sleep with their boyfriend within just a few weeks of dating? If they do it early they may regret it.
DoomedGemini 38
Both of you are terrible. If a girl wants to have sex that's her business, If she doesn't that's her business. Neither are better than the other, so stop degrading them.
xoxo_Becky_xoxo 0
people are saying that she wants the younger brother, did anybody stop to think maybe he's little? like...a child? no. exactly.
Spastastic 6
That's certainly what I thought...
HeatherXCore 0
Well...what exactly are you expecting at two months?
UpYoursInAdvance 0
There's nothing better than a girl that wrestles a boy.... that is a MAJOR Turn on... But OP, why are you sitting around watching?!?! MAKE IT A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!!!
fmlx1211 0
ur mom in a donkey suit
HowDoTheyFindMe 0
gang bang her