Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
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Top comments
gobiteme2 34
at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.
Welshite 40
You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.
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Comments (50)
mineller 24
Hope you feel better soon, OP!
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Can't trust that gas station sushi
photographer49 22
I'm wondering why OP thought it was a good idea trying a new Chinese restaurant while being sick. On a good day Chinese food can mess with your stomach. Hope OP feels better though.
ifeelyourpainop 14
I'm so sorry OP, the best thing to do would be to take NyQuil and just sleep. I mean that always works for me, maybe it'll work for you?
Gearhead789 6
Nyquil with food poisoning? U know you crap and hurl with it right? I wouldnt want to wake up to crapping on myself but thats just me.
gobiteme2 34
at least when you throw up you will get it all out of your system at one time. hope you feel better soon OP.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
You must not eat at Chinese restaurants a lot if you didn't expect food poisoning
Welshite 40
You would know, Diarrhea_Volcano.
Smoogy_fml 17
Haha well played #6
teentee401 37
I can't say I've ever gotten food poisoning from a Chinese restaurant
MikaykayUnicorn 36
My parents frequently eat at Chinese restaurants and have never gotten food poisoning.
Zarcissa 34
I've eaten at a Chinese restaurant a few times and no food poisoning. Maybe one should check online before ordering to see reviews of the place :)
Bawsack 18
I don't know the types of places you eat at, but I've certainly never got food poisoning from chinese food. Those places get shut down pretty damn quick.
nyenisu 14
OP most likely had westernized Chinese food. It's oily and gross. Authentic Chinese food is completely different.
sh07 28
Chinese food doesn't fix colds lol
drayloon 50
but it can make you feel better, if it doesn't give you the *****
chinaski7628 32
Really spicy Chinese or Thai food does wonders for me if I have a cold—especially with a sore throat and stuffy nose.
Poopsupreme 10
ha-ha great!
WolfsScar 15
That sucks, get some real soup this time and rest. Feel better. :)
UncleCaitlyn 21
For the last time gas stations aren't Chinese restaurants
youdontsay123456 21
Who needs a carb free diet when you have food poisoning diet in the comfort of your own home!
janfleury 19
That really sucks. Feel better soon OP.