cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
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nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
drshn 22
On behalf of the whole FML community I demand apepper explanation from OP regarding the other person invoked, was it a girlor boy. You sold not leave us guessing all day. lol n fml
Sweetpea22 14
Learn to spell.
drshn 22
Well I am sorry, I blame my note 2 keyboard. Its embarrassing to read but you get the message, right?
ughhseriouslywow 10
Well make sure the detention was warranted. I've gotten punished for PDA just because I was hugging my best friend. Some schools will even give detention for hand holding. If she actually did cheat on you, and she was stupid enough to do it in public, then I think you should move on. Just make sure it wasn't a misunderstanding first.
askingandy 23
Are you sure it was with a guy and not a female friend? Or was it a simple hug with a guy? Don't be a douche and pretend like she can't have guy friends.
Sweetpea22 14
People don't understand that. They automatically assume PDA is making out and not other touching
mrtonyanderson 20
Dump her ass buddy, if she's already messing around it won't get any better
Sweetpea22 14
You must have reading comprehension issues. Getting detention for PDA doesn't necessarily mean she was cheating. Many schools are strict about any kind of touching, so she could have hugged a friend and BOOM, got detention.
Tinad01 12
What's funny is you can get it for just hugging a friend.
awilliams44 9
Maybe it was with a friend..?
thatonelosergirl 20
I got a detention for that once, I gave my male friend a hug. If her school is strict like mine was, then it doesn't necessarily mean she was cheating.
culito_fml 10
I hope you meant your exgirlfriend
IMSUPEREPIC 5
We'll my GF got a suspension for "a public display of affection" because she hugged her best friend
Sweetpea22 14
So did my sister
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Don't break up with your girlfriend over that. Just do the affection off of school property that way they.can't say anything about you hugging her or kissing her.
TogeBara 12
I don't think you get it, if she got detention for public display of affection while he is at a different school, she wasn't being affectionate with him. She is cheating on him, and the school caught her and he found out. He should ditch her because she is cheating while at her school and him at his.