planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States
Hello?
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
eemp
France
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
nevasurprised
Germany
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
fannylover
United States
Drunk with power
Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
Anonymous
Paul Blurt
Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML
Bree
United States
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unfair
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Top comments
cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
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cmars3 7
Then don't do stupid things.
eeppiicc 8
Three letters YDI
DrDilllonReese 12
Planking takes the stupid cake... Easily
cmars3 7
Fetus-ing is stupid too.
Dispute 3
Well deserved
DynamicDave 11
If you wood have been doing something more productive, I'd have more sympathy. You straight up deserved this one. Were you really that board? Go nail someone.
FailBear920 19
Owling FTW?
DrDilllonReese 12
No, owling can **** off along with planking
ducttapewallet 7
Me and my friends were talking about planking today an I almost planked on some desks:p
nalia18 8
I dont know wut planking is... But im scared to find out now...
DrDilllonReese 12
It's stupidity and being an attention ***** at its finest.
ducttapewallet 7
I thought I would add that the Internet meme "planking" originated as an exercise that tuned the muscles by supporting the body by leaving your body strait, and using one arm to hold yourself at an angle. Then teh internets maed it soh u just layed down wiht ur bahdi strait and most of teh tiem it's not strenuous.
khaytah 0
you were supposed to do it on the teachers desk
evilscorpi 29
who still planks?????
fml8396 0
Hey you there! Planking is fun and maybe you chould try it some time!
zombicidal 11
I personally love coning because the ice cream Guy reaction is always awesome but I have planked a couple times it is stupid yet it is sort of fun
Ex_Press 0
I see what you ******* did, there.
CopeStraight 3
Gtfo
DrDilllonReese 12
Coning can go cone itself and die.
youfukinfail 0
Uhh... U need some spelling lessons bro?
gntfmlingnow 12
Anything ending with -ing should probably start hiding. Oh shit, I said ending. And hiding. Don't murder me pl0x
DrDilllonReese 12
125- Uhh... "You" are apparently too lazy to type two extra letters. Don't knock me when you're not even going to spell "you" all the way out.
cknsanwich 0
Learn how to write dumbass
DrDilllonReese 12
157- You need to place a comma after the word "write"
scr_sensei 14
Unless you need to learn to write "dumbass" Could come in handy, but seems to have limited application
Streeet_hayley 6
I blame Bieber.
zendaddy0 0
so there is a god
jessica53354 0
What's that?
jessica53354 0
Have you guys heard of bat-manning
morgan320 0
Planking is parkour for fat people.
nalia18 8
And i said i didnt want to know...
gamercanadian 11
the office?? first episode this season
homieskillet 0
Fun? You're writing over someone's property, how would you like it if someone wrote over your things
RouletteRed 6
I planked across the top of my bus's seats. That was fun =)
dre_bro11 12
259, I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm normal. Personally, planking, coning, pillaring and whatever else *ing people are trying are not things you should boast about having done.
wtfcammelcheese 0
I think the detention slip would have read for interrupting the class not planking YDI
sandyandellie 5
y'all heard of tea cuping? correct my spelling if you must but keep in mind that im dyslexic.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
lol
looptyloop98 5
The same people who still enjoy Rick Rollin' are the ones who plank today.
friedchickenpie 14
Planking is a sex position ^_^
PvtParts417 15
226 fat people don't plank they log
mim777 4
we don't want your life story
that1kid82 2
YDI for planking..
DrDilllonReese 12
Duh! Everybody goes ghosting now! If you don't get it YouTube it. You'll understand its glory
patebishop 7
Totally agree with you #2.
Bulzye 2
Naw, man, people be creepin'.
hatersgunnahat 0
In P.E I have to plank... Seriously, they call it an exercise.
DerekBlaskie 6
151 - is that a lonely island reference? If so you win.
FreshlyCut 0
How the hell do you plank on a desk?
Nutty4Muffs 3
FreshlyCut, challenge accepted. (texts 509 995 5325)
ankoku 2
These idiots have ruined the spirit of planking.. The original concept was to climb to or some how reach a place that no one else has or could and then take a picture of yourself planking there. Otherwise you just look like a jackass, which is probably why the OP got a detention.
Derek191919 0
ikr. planking is a dream and a dumb one
Hannahrayne 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh my god. I love u :D ur my idol.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You must have alot of stupid idols then #3. Do you ****** over people that go owling too?
kadude13 1
and you are an idiot
robc32ca 4
I think / hope that's sarcasm
WeAreAHurricane 14
Is that after or before snooki from jersey shore?
missamazinggg 12
What is this generation coming to?
baconftw 9
Dont hate if people want to plank who gives a shit? I dont do it personally but i dont know how it affects people so much.
Bassgeek 0
Is dane cook another of your idols
ColCyclone 17
160 - You need a period at the end of your sentence.
bfsd42 20
172, are you on your period?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Planking... just... WTF. Who starts these stupid shit fads. I honestly think people are in a deep underground lab thinking of things to make people think they're cool, but they instead look like they're mentally unstable.
Notimetobleed 14
#3, Just stop talking, just stop talking.
pfx2_fml 15
Anyone who thinks planking is cool can go plank in the middle of the ******* freeway
nalia18 8
Dude died from planking... Not smart idea
punkin_26 16
160 apparently couldn't find anything else to say about this. He should go take a look at 92's comment. Would probably kill him. As for OP-I haven't finished reading all the other post yet so I can't say too much. Don't want to be a copy cat. But I do agree, YDI-planking is stupid.
jinahs 1
It's stupid and annoying. Imagine trying to enjoy the view and who knows? Someone might be planking on a tree ._.
writergirl23 19
And I wish people could read a joke when they see it D:
N3onEx 3
Wtf is so amazing about planking?
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
Shut the **** up, dumbass.. You Are An Idiot! And JESUS KNOWS IT!
vsat207 0
The only time planking was awesome was when the people on the office did it
77777771 12
Sure, it wasn't the brightest thing to do, but a week of detention?
Unlucky_Gun 0
Ok first of all, 160 did put a period at the end of his sentence you blind moron. Secondly, why the hell does it matter Mr. Grammar Cop? Does it really get to you and piss you off that much? All grammar Nazis like you are just a bunch of no-life morons. Get a life PS: how do you like me not putting a period after "Get a life?" are you going to arrest me for it flatfoot grammar pig? Hah retard
holybuckets 0
Planking is pointless. Who came up with that crap?
mrpounds 1
Planking is how the dead bodies of the slaves were laid at the bottom of the slave ships.
jess_c87 4
I agree dumbest thing ever!!
HelloNurse71 0
The type of people who get detention for planking on their desks.
ducttapewallet 7
Planking originated as an exercise. Look it up if you'd like. That's just what it started as, I'm not justifying someone being stupid enough to transform it from an exercise to being a ******* retard, but...
iam_yummylicious 12
I personally like to break into people's homes and throw glitter on everything. :D
Life_sucks_13 6
Someone who has no life? Idk but one of these days, if it hasn't happened already someone is going to get SERIOUSLY hurt. These girls were doing it on the backs of the couches in the lobby of the hotel once. Girl almost fell off and cracked her head on the marble floor.
DelilahPhan 6
I loooove glitter!
wiccankitteh 3
#46, the dead bodies of slaves were thrown overboard.
shireeniee 8
167: planking has already been the cause of death of this dude in Australia. Nutter planked on the balcony railing. Of a building. And fell off. And died. Mmhm.
Levvy 22
It's simple. Step 1: Come up with stupid idea. Step 2: Talk to others about stupid idea as though it were already famous and embraced by a whole lot of people. Step 3: People execute and discuss said idea on the assumption it's a big, well-known, popular new thing. Step 4: Stupid idea actually becomes popular and self-perpetuates. It's more or less exactly how Paris Hilton became famous, except with **** instead of conversation. It's also how Hulk Hogan levered up his popularity, although I'm a lot more forgiving of the Hulkster personally.
chicfuzzball 0
its actually considered an exercise depending on how u do it
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
Idiots here came up with the brilliant idea to plank on top of a car and go through the drive thru....... Stupid, stupid, stupid people... And I have to live with this..... **** MY life!
perdix 31
I knew a guy who was sent to a mental institution for the rest of the school year for "planking" on his desk. Planking means masturbating, right? I'm too lazy to go to UrbanDictionary.com.
nuggin0917 1
.......i highly suggest you take the time to go to urban dictionary.......
emerluvsu 6
Dear God perdix, it's when you lay flat on top of something and someone takes a picture of you. I'd expect you to know that!
IbanezSprinter 0
It's when you lie completely straight, horizontally in random places an have someone take a picture. It's pointless.
hiyourcute 0
Uh 23, I think he might actually know what planking is...
every1luvsboners 11
Pretty sure that he was making a joke, dipshits. Perdix = trolling tards for the win.
emerluvsu 6
Don't call me a dipshit. Not a smart idea, asshole.
perdix 31
Thanks, boners, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Morons! It would be easier to Google "planking" than to write the whole sentence about UD. I did know a kid who put his dick on a desk in the middle of class and wrote on it with a pen.
emerluvsu 6
Gee, maybe I was trying to be NICE, asshole. You should try it sometime.
saIty 17
Hey 31, (dipshit)^1000.
emerluvsu 6
Oh WOW, how hilarious and original you are. Stfu.
emerluvsu 6
Persecuted? Persecuted. Wow. Read my other comment, asshole.
deadman93 8
no theyre to ******* retarded anymore
daybowbow 0
For a quick sec there I considered the fact that planking might actually mean masturbating. FMLs like these show how unhip I am to teenage oddities and dickweed foolery.
yankfan89 27
Looks like some people were too lazy to look up the word sarcasm
Lynzwood 0
#32. Awesome sauce is what that is!!!
kittykat1497 7
I see no one here knows what sarcasm is...
kittykat1497 7
I see no one here knows what sarcasm is... My greatest apologies perdix.
punkin_26 16
In 24's defense I think they did get the sarcasm and responded with their own witty attempt at the skill. I call it a skill because it requires a higher level of intelligence to understand it and master the ability to use it.
fm_lover364 1
EPIC WIN!!!
Right_Click 12
I dare not question what you enjoy doing in your spare time if you consider "planking" an "epic win."
R00ST3R 12
That's what I first thought. Oh wait I thought you meant EPIC FAIL!!!
cheesecakex 5
YDI. Should have planked something worth planking if you were going to. Retard.
lexex1 4
How about just not planking at all coz it's ******* pointless and stupid.
eog314 0
#8: what??
emerluvsu 6
Appeal it! It's freedom of expression!
twofirstnames 12
I'm sorry but planking is really stupid. Disagree I don't care.
thatguy326 0
Ur hot and awesome....wanna ****? Lol
cmars3 7
It's when you lay face down completely straight on something. It's retarded.