Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
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Davros 12
well when you get back to class say the same thing about her. when they laugh and ask for proof ask why she didnt have to prove anything and demand the same action. Get your parents to back you up or theyll just screw you over even worse.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell your principal that you don't feel safe with your teacher. You'll either get a more competent teacher, or your current one will have the benefit of learning not to take everything at face value.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell your principal that you don't feel safe with your teacher. You'll either get a more competent teacher, or your current one will have the benefit of learning not to take everything at face value.
interesting33 37
maybe. But a student saying they don't feel safe has to be taken seriously. I think it is good if the teacher moved them and investigated, bit good if that was all it took for a suspension. But we don't know the full story. I believe it is relatively hard to suspend someone. I'd want to know why she did not feel safe. She could have been lying or exaggerating, but there would have been an investigation. You don't suspend someone purely for someone saying g that with no evidence.
hpand 5
She don't feel safe? What are you Edward Cullen?
Yudith 28
Do you look like a human/real life version of The Thing? Or do you simply have the same face as a known rapist/pedophile?
hpand 5
Sorry, what? I wasn't aware I had something offensive. Unless you are too fond of Twilight that is.
RichardPencil 32
Already establishing that “bad boy” rep! You’re gonna get laid a lot. If you don’t know what that means, Google it.
Davros 12
well when you get back to class say the same thing about her. when they laugh and ask for proof ask why she didnt have to prove anything and demand the same action. Get your parents to back you up or theyll just screw you over even worse.
interesting33 37
interesting answer. If they suspended purely over that comment this is certainly one way to tackle it!
routerere 10
You might want to check what if anything went on your permanent record because of this. Some schools put suspensions on the record and a brief explanation of the reason is given. You might want to check on that and possibly appeal it.
hellphone_fml 37
Colleges also look at this and ask why it can really **** up your college career
Donut_Wizard 23
Try deodorant.
Charlie Given 28
You should appeal that's some bullshit ,and tell the principal this behavior makes you feel unwanted thus unsafe that'll stir up the bullshit.
Zachary8261 28
If a school just suspends you for that alone, without asking for proof, I’d consider a transfer.
tounces7 28
Where do you go, Snowflake High?
rsp97531 10
Welcome to the #metoo reality. Where a male can do nothing wrong and still get his life ruined based on nothing more than the word of a crazy cat lady to be.