cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
topfisherman
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
raiden
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
noo
Australia
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
fmlifer
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Top comments
nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
redmnky21 8
well, if it was with her gf...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I heard once that some kids got detention for hugging each other as friends. Maybe her school has got one of this psycho-rules? Or maybe I'm naive and she is a cheating bitch :) I still cannot get over this puritanism though. Fair enough you don't want the teens to roll on the floor naked, but a kiss or a hug is pretty harmless.
abiles 1
Well i can't tell if she was cheating because at my old jr.high PDA meant touching in anyway even a high five but at my high school it depends on the teacher
edanielleh 21
Some schools are crazy. I got in trouble once for hitting a guy's butt. It was a crowded hallway and my hand just accidentally touched the guy. Instead of being reasonable that when a hallway is packed things happen, i got in trouble. Just saying, it could be nothing
AngelLovesDerby 10
Whoa sorry to hear op, dump her ass...
graceinsheepwear 34
Just don't. accidentally touch it at school.
tejas101 2
PDA. Can refer to showing hate love and pretty much any emotion to another student, I got a detention for PDA once for choking another student, maybe tye gf had to choke a butch
morella_xx 29
Pretty sure you got detention for, you know, assault. Not for publicly displaying affection.
amisenho 11
Unless the other student was a masochist or into domination, that was probably the case.
meggo91 9
U dumb shit that's not even a word
DocBastard 40
Neither is "U", but you don't see anyone else complaining. Well, no one but me. And all the people thumbing you down.
SgtAssCheeks 21
You mean "ex-"girlfriend?
hazardmuffin 21
This is so incredibly vague. Depending on the school, unacceptable PDA could be anything from hugging to hand holding to kissing to more sexual stuff with the same or opposite sex.
tj4234 36
Do they seriously have that rule in the US? Here in the UK PDA happens all the time and we never get told off for it in our schools. Heck, some of the teachers would be in detention if they had that here (some of the teachers in my school were married to other teachers in the school).
amisenho 11
Oh, yeah, it's a mess in American schools, what with all the prudence and such. I guess they're trying to prevent kids from showing emotion in school.
sanecatlady 13
A lot of people in the US are really paranoid, and there are schools where so much as shaking hands with another student is forbidden. I once read that one principal said too many displays of affection suddenly escalate into violence or sexual assault and that there are gang-related handshakes. So glad I don't live down there.
tj4234 36
My god, that's crazy