Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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actonthat 0
I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)
SherriffBacon 0
That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,
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SherriffBacon 0
That sucks, forget that teacher. Most of them don't know what the hell is going on anyway,
v8rax 0
smack a hoe
alex_vik 1
Follow the rules.
actonthat 0
I feel like you probably meant "Public Displays of Affection." (Though, I'm torn over whether or not it should be capitalized. Meh.)
aleasucks 0
iBiteRoses 22
It is capitalized generally, if I'm not mistaken... idk
feven 32
Mehh.
nickk_v 0
haha wow that sucks. but it's true.
MukyDaCookie 0
PDA not A-OK! Its too bad that he realised now that he can do better, you probably worked really hard to get him to think you were all he could get. Ah well, 5 minutes on the knees and he won't leave ;)
Dr_Awesome654 24
It is so clear that you are single
qwertyuiop8989 0
it's PUBLIC YOU DUMBASS!! not personal.
esagalyn 0
This can't be true. I find it very difficult to believe that a teacher would say that.
chelzy 0
my teacher gave me the bird once. it was funny. I threw an egg at his car the next day. he knew it was me, but didn't really care. oh, and u should come to my school. teachers don't bug u about PDA. they just use the sound grenade on you.
marisalee 0
My teacher told us that of any of us got fat, no one would like us. He also tries to hook up students. He's strange
Kathts7 12
My biology teacher decided to tell my brand-fixated class that the fleece sweater I was wearing was made of pure trash :/
akeep5 0
there are rules to that in your high school?? people practically have sex in the hallways of my school.... its disgusting anyways FYL that really sucks
walkemskies 0
its public not personal lol stupid
rcbarnes 24
I wonder who originated the error, the OP or the teacher...
yellowaholic 25
It's*
spannerxox 0
slash her tyres
idkhaha 4
It's tires. Learn to spell
coming back in the future 30
Actually both are accepted.