Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
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Comments (55)
Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
tantanpanda 26
Right?! Some people just have no moral principles! Love the font, by the way.
DrafteeSelf 24
Plot twist: She was stalking you
Bono363 11
Reverse Stalking
jake_braves 25
Exactly 3, and she reported him for stalking so he wouldn't suspect that she's stalking him.
DrafteeSelf 24
Plot twist: She was stalking you
MangoLoco 22
Bitches be crazy man
tfriend3 15
Wow she needs to get over herself. Well at least you didn't get in serious trouble OP, could've been a lot worse.
askullnamedbilly 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't really blame the girl, if she didn't know OP and his schedule she could've genuinely thought that he WAS stalking her - a bit paranoid, but not reprehensible in itself. She was also right to tell her teachers, because if he had been a stalker, asking him about it wouldn't really have been an option. I do blame the principal, because he could've easily checked out OP's explanation and then told the girl that everything is fine and there was nothing to worry about.
soullyfe 33
#10: If she took the time to notice him in her classes then she should have known that he wasn't simply stalking her if they have similar schedules.
shessohighh 10
OP shouldn't have gotten detention just because of someone's dumb paranoia! That is not ok at all.
cheeeksss 29
No, #10. It was a matter of the girl jumping to conclusions from paranoia and thinking too highly of herself. OP stated they are at school. Meaning, of course you're going to see the same persons everywhere throughout the day. Kinda how it works when you attend the same school..
Mortoli 30
in all honesty I'd prefer suspension lol at least then i wouldnt have to deal with that mess lol and parents would understand your school filled with a bunch of dumbasses lol
MrSarary 26
I feel like there is a mean girls reference somewhere in this, but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
domolovesyoshi 33
"Why are you so obsessed with me"
mas12806 24
She probably knew, & made a false accusation anyway.
mds9986 24
It's amazing how high schools are so quick to punish people.
emeraldisle 30
Wow they were quick to give you detention. Did your principal even bother asking your side of the story before punishing you?