cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
topfisherman
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
raiden
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
noo
Australia
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
fmlifer
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
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nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
AestheticSynthia 7
that sucks, Dump her! :p
Tyyeezyjr 13
Ouch..
Anyb0dyTh 8
I hope it was just a hug :|
Jboo333 3
wow im surprised at how many people think certain things arent cheating... its totally ok to sit on peoples laps and hold their hands when ur in a relationship right?! sadly after reading some of these comments im not surprised ur gf cheated. sorry op. not cool!
Sweetpea22 14
So, your S/O can't hold hands with a friend or hug them? Wow, I feel sorry for any person stuck with a controlling bitch like you
Shade1982 21
I don't know how strict this school is, but detention for 'public display of affection' is usually a bit more than just holding hands... Then again, after browsing through the comments, there seem to be a lot of schools much, much stricter...
Sweetpea22 14
My sister got detention for hugging a friend. Many schools are very anal about the PDA
RachelRHCP 23
That really sucks! I hope things get better for you! She doesn't deserve your time anyways! Keep your head up! :3
gwright4life 2
In my school we would get in trouble with that just for hugging, I'd talk to her about it
icepick23 12
At least she is friendly--lighten up!
leloxive 4
Oh my god, I am so sorry.
QueenSaru 28
That sounds so hilariously melodramatic. Sorry. Your 'tone' makes it sound like someone just died or something. XD
Eahae3 12
Maybe it was just a hug ? Get the details first before You burn all your bridges!
esserskat 12
I'm sorry but she sounds like ****...