cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Modesto, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Anonymous
United States
Inappropriate
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
topfisherman
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
raiden
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Sam
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
noo
Australia
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
fmlifer
United States
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
planking champion
United States
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Top comments
nhi1221 9
That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her
Wakachulak 22
Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...
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Comments (141)
doglover100 29
At some schools PDA could be a hug.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What's PDA?
Sports_guy3 28
#21- Public Displays of Affection.
mackdeezy 22
Profanely disrupting administration.... Now imagine if that WAS why she got the detention
mackdeezy 22
and yes I do realize it clearly says public display of affection.
tman1985 9
32, I wish I could upvote your comment over and over
infinitegrace 21
Aw sorry OP, you should find a girl who doesn't treat you that way.
timss4 19
Lol at least karma took care of it :D
jerryj 27
I don't know about you, but looks like she got off lightly. This time, Karma wasn't a bitch.
timss4 19
Lol idk, detention for PDA kinda gets rumors spread, maybe it's just to the beginning of Karmas big plan haha
christiangrey 4
maybe date someone at your school!
Zarcissa 34
I suggest that you talk about it with her to find out if she really cheated on you before jumping into conclusions.
drshn 22
Finally a mature comment
nichollelovins 18
do i detect a cheater or just a hug with friends? hey it could be a girl... fyl op
perdix 31
She's allowed to have an intramural boyfriend as well as an extracurricular one. It's right there in the Student Handbook.
Markus12 8
For all we know she just gave one of her female friends a kiss on the cheek...
pwnman 33
That's sad. It's possible if the person she was doing "public affection" to could be her friend, or a guy, or she could be lesbian and make love to a girl.
littlekellilee 45
That was quite the leap., especially for a detention for PDA.
Wakachulak 22
Think he read my comment and it got stuck in his head.
Rainhawk94 27
Girls are known to hold hands in the hallways