jesspacheco27
San Francisco, United States
Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML
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DARKDAY07 16
I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.
qdawg06 23
This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.
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ullsmith 11
Ewww wtf is wrong with society
BrokenIt 13
I couldn't even see why the younger generation was doing it in public - now old people? Dafaq?
DARKDAY07 16
I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.
toowie_fml 20
She might've taken that as an invitation.
DARKDAY07 16
Haha #5 didn't think about that... And lol why all the down votes it was jut a joke
hard_candy 25
it wasn't a 'haha that's funny' joke. you made more of a 'wtf that's so weird' kind of joke. I mean it was a pretty bad joke.
sweetbliss3 37
not funny. reminded me of the time in high school the girl sitting next to me had her coat on her lap masturbating. there was nowhere to move to. she sat to my left. I'm left handed so I couldn't even put my head on my hand to kind of block it.
DARKDAY07 16
#24 this is fml get used to weird jokes
jenninator93 18
#2 - I think that's more of reddit/imgur humor. Although, I haven't spent enough time on FML to really figure out the most appreciated humor on here yet. I thought it was a pretty funny comment though.
ColonelCusswords 24
Ok everyone just... calm... down...
hard_candy 25
ok 2, cool you're right! lat least she would have been aware it wasn't discreet anymore. lol
ThePols 11
#35 try not to offend anyone and you may just get a few upvotes. It's like walking on eggshells in here haha
gemstone586 12
And, by all means, do NOT misspell anything or use improper grammar...
thisguy22 33
For some reason I doubt prolonged eye contact will bother someone who likes to ********** in public...
qdawg06 23
This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.
MattM95 16
I bet those 3 hours felt like 3 years.
aruam365 24
OP, are you even sure that's what she was doing? There's so many things that could be mistaken for her doing that, especially if it was being done "discreetly" like under a jacket. I'm not saying she wasn't, but there are other possibilities unless you directly saw her masturbating.
invadermaythe1st 35
What else could she be doing?
LittleBastard 20
Sewing.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sorry op but Ydi you should've moved.
antdbzb 10
And if the bus is too full for him to move?
thesmeagol 22
Plenty of laps to sit on.
invadermaythe1st 35
Why not try the old lady?
NightHawk387 22
Not discretely enough, apparently.
FiendHunter 19
Should've politely asked her to stop stroking the saddlebag.
Nevermind212 11
He also could show some chivalry and help the elderly
jesspacheco27 12
I'm a she not a he lol
Oyas12 14
Well, that's worse...
Sports_guy3 28
Probably gonna catch hell (or ebola) for this but did it turn you on?
badluckalex 23
what?!
PyroSam 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like you would have been pretty jacked off.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Not where I thought this was going ... Ew
vreid 20
That visual is horrifying.
ColonelCusswords 24
well shit, thats a first