Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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dumbelwhore 1
Smart girl (:
ExpertOfDerps 4
Unlike yourself.
PandaLoverXD 12
What can you expect from someone with a name like dumbelwhore....
yellowzinnias 20
Why are there more YDIs?! The Harry Potter series is EIGHTH GRADE reading level. Reading this series as an adult is not something that you should be bragging about, nor should you be judging those of us who choose to read on our actual comprehension level. OP, your girlfriend is a sad idiot, and I apologize on behalf of womankind.
Timmeeh 17
Why judge a book by its intended reading age? Completely aside from the original post, block capsing the horror that is the notion of reading something is intended for those who are younger than you is pretty ridiculous. That a book or series was aimed at teenagers says nothing about the quality of the content, good or bad, and although such a book may use less sesquipedalian terminology than books aimed at adults... well, that doesn't mean they can't be intelligent, or indeed all around excellent. And making a pre-emptive strike, I'm not a vehement Harry Potter fan; if anything my favourite series aimed at teenagers is His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman. If you've not read the trilogy and can overlook its READING AGE (block caps for emphasis) give it a go, you may be pleasantly surprised.
roonilwazlib 1
I love how more people chose 'you deserve it' or 'your life sucks...lol. While I can't say I'd break up with someone for simply not habit read HP, I probably would if they absolutely hated it. Actually, I don't think I could think of dating anyone who hated
roonilwazlib 1
I love how more people chose 'you deserve it' over 'your life sucks'...lol. While I can't say I'd break up with someone for simply not having read HP, I probably would if they absolutely hated it. Actually, I don't believe I could think of dating anyone who hated HP in the first place.
lvl19virgin 0
That's completely reasonable and you should be ashamed
ExpertOfDerps 4
I think there might be another reason why your name is lvl19virgin.
silverphoenix 0
HP is the best! not saying she should have dumped you, bit at least she has her priorities straight
ExpertOfDerps 4
Speaking of priorities, you should figure out yours when you turn 13.
QWERTYCommander 5
Are there seriously more YDI's than YLS's? This just proves how sane the HP fandom is. And I thought that Bronies and Sonic fans were bad... OP, I feel you. I tried to read the HP books but I gave up after less than 100 pages. And I always fall asleep while watching the movies. FYL for having an asshole girlfriend.
phantumgrey 6
Sounds like she spends too much time reading in the kitchen. Tell her it's for cooking
KiKiTraSH 0
I don't blame her..
ExpertOfDerps 4
The second part of your name is what you are. Trash.
lowie89 7
Your better off then having a Harry Potter freak gf the only thing worse is a twilight freak! Haha but don't worry op I'm sure you could find someone else