Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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macguy4321 14
Well, there's your problem
Awakened 0
wow
juststfu12 0
Heh I've done that.
sassypenguinxox 15
I don't know why so many people said he deserved it. That is a really petty and childish reason to break up with someone
Kat_like_meow 2
You're not missing out. Obviously shes a huge nerd...and the books ******* suck.
kristena103 14
Luke u got away from creepy CONNY!!!
ArielTheMermaid 17
Lol you watch Jessie?.....I can't believe I know where that's from lol
bluejayscheer 7
Disney channel? Seriously??
simonsaysYDI 8
I started reading the HP series when I was 10, so... it's very possible she was a CHILD when she began reading the series. I wouldn't break up with someone for not having read them but it would sure as hell annoy me. Its a ridiculously huge part of my childhood. It would be like my girlfriend turning to me and saying, "Mario? I've never played any Mario games..".
hateevryone 15
The hell? She's a dumb bimbo
ExpertOfDerps 4
That's typically the description of any Harry Potter fangirl.
Thedrick 0
Wow that sucks, they may be good books, but it is just a series, it's not life threatening If you don't read them, who cares if you haven't? It's not that big of a deal, ppl just need to get over it, just some more books. She was just lookin for a reason to leave you, or she is an idiot.
eamadanielin 0
That's so childish. You're better without her. Sad she can't have a relationship with someone that hasn't read some stupid (yes I said stupid) books.