Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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khaya 9
Blame J.K Rowling.
baxminc 8
its a stupid reason for dumping someone, but how the hell have you never heard of harry potter
iwadasn 33
He didn't say he'd never heard of the books; he said he'd never read them. Which is a good decision, since they suck.
mattorama 15
YDI for dating such an immature girl. The fact that she reads children's books in the first place should have been the tip off.
ajourdhui 0
How is reading 7 books immature? You've obviously never read the books before so I'll excuse your ignorance. Even if you deem them children's books, you must remember that they're legendary and that the HP franchise has done a lot for people of all ages.
iwadasn 33
Just because something is famous doesn't mean it's actually good. And they're intended for children, so yes, they are indeed children's books.
PandaLoverXD 12
She's immature because she dumped someone over such a crappy and childish reason.
EvilDave 13
Looks like you dodged a bullet there OP.
kolten1099 0
Stupid ass muggle.
fiz1kaL 6
It's a good thing. Sucks in the short term, but she's clearly got issues you don't need to deal with
bowl1991 7
So... uh, can I have her number? :P
zenagaserpent 0
I would probably dump you too.
ExpertOfDerps 4
What're you talking about? You probably couldn't get a guy yourself if you're obsessed with a book series.
ilovefall10 21
Seriously people? You're seriously going to give OP YDI just cause he hasn't read a Harry Potter book? Not everyone in the whole world has to read those books. Maybe he didn't have time? Maybe he couldn't afford one?
chevyrider20 0
You were dating a nerd