Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
justmeagain
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
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hussamhasi 22
They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense
MDoremis 38
Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?
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Comments (135)
Teyros 24
She was already trying to break up with you OP, she just went about it in the dumbest way possible. Better off without her
ligerzero459 24
You feel that sniper round that just whizzed by you? Yeah, you totally just dodged a bullet
worldclassrager 41
Does her dog bark in morose code and it said "dump him"
Arcanel 18
Hey you are better off without her she is obviously extremely immature if that's a justifiable reason to end a relationship in her book. It might hurt now but in the future I'm sure you'll be thankful and better off for it, chin up brother.
Nanu77 9
Bitches love dogs. Find a human mate!
mrhe3t 9
**** that Bitch!
JKPwnage 27
How to tell if your (ex) girlfriend is a schizophrenic, lesson 1
pangio 2
ummm schizophrenia much
LegolasPrincess 10
Excuses, excuses. If you don't want to be with somebody just say so...
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Sounds like she's very dogmatic.