Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML
Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
Today, I was assigned to be the one to teach Grandpa how to use his new smartphone. An hour in, and we're still going over volume controls. FML
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Bricktothehead 21
Well, it's a legitimate question?
roydashious 11
well that has to be traumatising
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Bricktothehead 21
Well, it's a legitimate question?
Murilirum 23
"Oh you're doing it wrong, you need to run it in incognit- I err, check your internet connection sir."
Nanu77 9
The monkey can stay alive for decades. It requires regular beating as long as it does.. So it's ok.
ThePaperDragon 31
Why wait so long before asking? I pray that was not his only reason for visiting the Apple Store!
VeganVampyre 27
Because Apple always has crazy wait lines. I had to wait about an hour last time I needed tech support from them, too.
jake131000 21
probably waiting in line
Miss_Whipped 43
They have crazy wait lines if you don't set up an appointment.
KobeLebroJordan 17
Were you having trouble with PornHub too, vegan?
VeganVampyre 27
That was exactly what my problem was! How did you know?
Kurby14 21
I feel your pain OP. mine keeps coming to me and asking why his won't load and if I'll help him fix it. fyl OP!
roydashious 11
well that has to be traumatising
1dvs_bstd 41
why? Embarrasing, sure.. but traumatizing? Just curious, is **** for young people only?
psychopolarbear 28
This should be a skit in Bad Grandpa.
qwertycode 19
Plot twist: the employees help him load it.
Anro_fml 17
Awesome. ?
khorstmye 15
That's a pretty hard question to answer
MDoremis 38
I love old people. They just say whatever they want.
HrothgarXII 21
45 minutes? That Apple store needs to get their wifi checked.
Enkeria 30
#9, they waited 45 minutes in line...
xoxoblondee 31
Like the old man, the computer probably has too many viruses to keep going