Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
justmeagain
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She sent me a link to a story online about a woman who abused her dog to the point of death and I didn’t vomit while reading it. According to her, that makes me a “heartless monster.” FML
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hussamhasi 22
They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense
MDoremis 38
Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?
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Comments (135)
Hunkapoo 19
either she's bad at coming up with excuses, or she's crazy.
allforfun 23
She's either schizophrenic or a terrible liar. Don't want to deal with either
mustangbravo 27
Run dude. Ever seen the movie Summer of Sam? Or heard of the Son of Sam killer?
chaseafterwind82 29
Sounds like the dog wasn't the only bitch in this scenario...
yaoi_chan 8
She couldn't be bothered with excuses lol
bulletsinthewind 21
Sounds like you're better off without her. I don't think you'd want children that do what animals "tell" them.
Calingaladha 21
Guess you've had a ruff day.
kendalbear 16
He was getting less pussy peanut butter with you around.
Afroman720 18
Haha thanks guys! At least some people are decent human beings and show some sympathy! And it's cool, cause I didn't like her dog anyways, annoying little rat-like creature..
ChrisMora 16
Does her dog claim to be "Mataman"? If so, it's for the best. Unless her dog is "Krungle". If he is, it's not good.