Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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DocBastard 40
Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.
lilledun 11
Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.
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Comments (53)
BubbaJ80 11
Go buy her some extensions and leave it to her to change her look
chelsearenaeee 16
How about she buys her own extensions
ragini95 16
That is just horrible of you. I mean, why didn't you stop her from doing something she wanted to do? That's so totally turning her into someone she's not.
Raesin 21
I have a feeling OP is not quite as innocent as he would like to sound.
noelasis94 18
So you're a bit like Harry potter and Houdini combined working some strange magic?
cetlawizard 15
So she decided all of this on her own without any input from you & now it's your fault? I'd tell her to take responsibility/blame for her own actions/decisions & grow up...but that's just me
russaadathena 2
Dump her before she wants you to put a ring on it. Seriously you can't be blamed for it
Inciter 33
If she thinks a haircut changes who she is, then you're better off without her.
Cilleemaan 4
Do not expect her to change, it is how she is. Is that the sort of life you want you and your future children to live?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Unless you personally marched her into the salon and held her down while she had her hair cut, I don't see how this is your fault... from the way it's worded ("she decided") this is all on her, and you don't deserve to put up with that kind of immaturity.
ReverendWhiley 1
Yes, your hairstyle dictates your personality.