Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML
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Top comments
12GaugeTurtle 1
Or just wait for cops to show up to apprehend you. But the first one sounds nicer.
05PP1 17
Or just google your name if it's on the news it'll probably be online
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Comments (120)
ThePsyche 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Be glad op, maybe you won a million dollars and forgot to claim it. :) ...or you murdered someone while you were sleep walking. Run op, run as fast as you can and don't look back. But buy some ice cream, ice cream fixes everything. :)
rahrah765765 11
Again with the ice cream?
reallytho3 11
Pretty sure ops gonna cramp up with the ice cream lol nice idea tho
xzeldax3 18
What if he is lactose intolerant?
Cowboy1986 4
22- sherbet
cntryiscntrywide 0
^ | | Cowboys are the best.
manicethemage 9
Gosh...that escalated quickly.
citymayer 7
Sherbet actually has milk in it.
tacohead411 14
You are a genius xD
saIty 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Please be on the look out for a 5'10 male who looks like *insert OP's picture*. This person has been stealing people's bacon. Please capture this monster ASAP!
MyNameIsViet 15
Unlucky mate, the jokes get funnier as you mature.
ConBroChilll 9
well according to his profile he's 79. By that rule he should be pretty god damn hilarious
sens3sfailing 25
Must...resist...urge...to grammar nazi...84's profile! Gaaaaaah!!!! You're**** NOT "YOUR a creeper"! Okay...I feel better now...
I_lost_the_game 25
If OpP's been stealing bacon, then this FML is a YDI for sure.
EvilPotato 15
Keep checking the news channel they normally show the same story more than once.
mackdeezy 22
Google it?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Bing it! :P
IscoreOnU 19
Bing's shit
simonepedretti 7
B.I.N.G. (Because It's Not Google)
Zya_fml 8
Let's hope it's not because you murdered somebody....
Zedd_fml 8
....Momma I just killed a man.....
hooligyn123 18
...put the gun against his head... Damnit! That is going to be stuck in my head all day.
airforce987 20
59 - And that's a bad thing how? Galileo!
angrymexican 8
I just got that song out of my head dammit!
I_lost_the_game 25
...Pulled my trigger, now he's dead...
BunchieRules 31
Bismilla!
BunchieRules 31
Bismilla!
BunchieRules 31
My first double-post. Curse you, Android app!
DynamicDave 11
You people suck at this. Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave at your bastardization of that masterpiece.
kooochris1995 14
Well have you been touching little kids lately? Jk, look on the bright side, maybe it was something good.
neilykins 29
Not something to joke about :|
21jason 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wait you mean the touching kids part isn't good?!?!
zombicidal 11
32 its the internet everything is okay to joke about
geko911 22
47 - except what's not ok to joke about. i.e. kid touching (except if you're pedobear... Every kid loves pedobear!), insulting the mentally ill and such. This might be the Internet but a popular concept such as common sense still exists.
valleyshooter 8
Common sense isn't so common. In fact it's rare. Have you not been on this long. Most of these fmls could have been averted using common sense.
callous 2
Is it your birthday
ebonyirony 29
I always make the news on MY birthday.
leannez 21
In Vancouver, on one of the morning news, you can submit anyone's photo if it's their birthday or anniversary :)
gader 3
Call them and ask them about it.
sisterjameela 7
I dunno how I'd feel if I were you. I'd be scared I was wanted for doing something or there's an evil twin out there trolling around wearing your face. Hope you won something though or it's good news.
Twonty2 6
Hahaha! Wearing his face?!
thathipsterchick 2
Lol