Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
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DocBastard 40
Hair is like herpes - it always grows back whether you like it or not.
lilledun 11
Seems like you have to change your nickname, #1.
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Comments (53)
Wizardo 34
Wtf, sorry OP but your girlfriend is whack as ****, tell her to sort her shit out or smack her upside the head with a brick.
karlcolt45 19
it'll grow on her soon enough. bad haircuts always do
Atomic_Mushroom 14
We always wanted a remake of Frankenstein's monster.
chanellgymnast 17
Women always tend to resort to men for their own problems.
grumpybr 13
If she will blame you for something trivial like a bad haircut I wonder what she'll say when something really bad happens.
lochiamochia 25
[OP and his girlfriend at Olive Garden.] OP: "Here, sweetie pie. Have some salad." OP's girlfriend: "Quit trying to turn me into a vegetarian! I like meat! You should know from last night. Gosh! Always trying to force me to be something I'm not." OP: *Blinking and staring blankly*
FlyingPie 17
She's going just a hair overboard.
amifaiyaz 12
How is she blaming you for something she decided to do?
whostolemylama 12
Not trying to sound sexist or anything, but I believe that's called 'woman's logic'
TheSofaKing 7
A sample of the future with her. RUN Forrest RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RaulGarcia30 10
Bitches be bitchin
gracehi 33
Yeah, OP! How dare you use your magical powers for evil and transform your girlfriend into another species!