cremyfrozentreat
Orlando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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SixthSinEnvy 39
How considerate! He's a keeper.
gracehi 33
But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?
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Comments (141)
brittragz 10
Wow just wow!
landon_loe11 16
What a waste of a first comment.
erockinthesuburb 17
shamwow!
DocBastard 40
You misspelled "Bow, bow wow!" You're welcome.
jarrettd 27
When the ladies see me they say "bow chica wow wow"
Bubbelz 25
Don't make up quotes.
dancinwookie 21
Doc- I've come to realize that about half of your comments wind up putting a song in my head. Now I'm stuck with, "Bow wow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay. Bow wow, yippee yo, yippee yay!" on repeat in my head. Thanks for this "musical masterpiece" today....lol
xSunnyOlivia 17
I don't know why but now i have the wow wow wubsy song stuck in my head..
flames57323 11
Aha! Just awesome but still FYL
jarrettd 27
At least he didn't fall asleep on her.
HelenLFC 27
There's a button for that. It says YDI -.-
Neonemerld 21
No, the button you're looking for is the FYL button, 81.
SixthSinEnvy 39
How considerate! He's a keeper.
Life_is_FML 22
Like a sir
MetallicaFTW 16
Very original, 62.
MetallicaFTW 16
What, no one remembers the FML about the boyfriend who told his girlfriend to correct herself when she said, "**** me"? Noobies... :D
Reaper1984 13
well played sir
EduJav321 24
And they say chivalry is dead
epiclols 2
Like a boss
iemislayer 10
I remember that one lol. The guy was a dumbass lol
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Lol
gracehi 33
But of course! That is the gentlemanly thing to do. What do you expect him to do? Waste a perfectly good erection?
gc327072 31
I'll bet he then asked her for permission to climax.
garrett1999o3 16
#5 When i clicked on your profile,I nearly crapped my pants when i saw your picture. 0___0
efelsh 14
I agree that dog is messed up
gracehi 33
He was the reigning champion of the "Ugliest Dog in the World" competition until he died several years ago. May his beautiful soul rest in peace. :'(
Cartera 10
48 - That's so sad. If anything, if that dog were ugly, I would assume people would open up more and adopt him. Now I'm going to look him up lol.
gracehi 33
82, I think he actually did have loving owners. I seem to recall that they were two pretty blonde women, ironically enough. Every year they would enter him in the "World's Ugliest Dog Competition" (yes that's a real thing) and he would always win.
garrett1999o3 16
Wow,sorry for saying that #87. :I Wish I could take that comment back now :(
pradip 26
Next time someone walks in on you. He'll close your eyes and continue banging you.
fmyluff 7
What else could he have done?
lambda_fml 40
Throw the dog off the bed perhaps.
A7XCamaro 19
The dog already farted, it was to late to throw the dog off the bed.
EsotericBrent 29
If he's anything like my dog, the dog farts on you and immediately clears the area
karlcolt45 19
and who says romance is dead!? haha
NakMuayAdam 19
I might be mistaken but what is referred to as dead is 'chivalry' romance however, still exists.
SadGirl18 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
wlddog 14
I know your still getting thumbed down due to this statement being overused, however i think it still applies in this case. Good job on the comment. Ignore the haters because you have my thumbs up.
Cartera 10
27 - "Doesn't matter, had sex" applies in many situations. It's just ******* stupid. That's why everyone thumbs it down.
klovemachine 24
Doesn't matter, woof woof :-D
Marcelb 17
And others are upvoting her because she's cute. :P
ddukes4 2
Most of the time that comment is used very poorly. However in this case, well said. Besides, who cares what the commenter looks like, she's a young lady open about sex. If it were an older lady, I would have still liked.
lil_ham1644 29
It would've been so much more awesome if it were an old lady
tishtashbat 16
If he'd stopped you both would probably have totally killed the mood. At least this way, although the moment may still have been lost you can laugh about it!