Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I showed my grandma my new haircut. She squinted for a moment and said, “Oh honey, it’ll grow back.” I said, “So you don’t like it?” She shrugged and said, “I’m just glad you’re confident enough to leave the house like that.” FML
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Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
Senile people etc, tend to lose their "verbal filter" as the condition worsens. Would that apply in this case? :-( Or is she "merely" upset that she has no great-grandchildren from you perhaps yet? ;-)
DrSamba 7
Maybe she only just noticed. Does she have new glasses or anything?
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Comments (6)
kirby1964 20
Maybe she has hated it for years.
RichardPencil 32
Now we know why you're stuck having dinner with grandma rather than on a date. Get a better haircut, or better yet, a cool hat!
DrSamba 7
Maybe she only just noticed. Does she have new glasses or anything?
jbuckets_404 39
Senile people etc, tend to lose their "verbal filter" as the condition worsens. Would that apply in this case? :-( Or is she "merely" upset that she has no great-grandchildren from you perhaps yet? ;-)
tohellwithlife 13
maybe your grandmother is Evelyn Harper...
Sinshine 28
Simple. "You're one to talk" and then stop responding.