Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
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flee2321 10
I would leave.
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
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Comments (139)
squarecircles 13
Maybe you can persuade her into joining you in your own adult version of flappy bird.
MrsKilown 20
Better get on beating the score, or really familiar with your hand. Lol!
glossylossy 3
You can tap it, if you flap it.
njcsnowboarder13 6
How unreasonable. Although she won't get the D, so that also hurts her
VanOBrien 14
Tell her to stock up the batteries for her vibrator while you go find a mature woman. One who won't base your sex lives on a silly out of date game app for phones.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Take it to a family gathering, start a friendly rivalry with your grandparents and such, one will decide they have to beat all the high scores and not leave until doing so... Then leave. She's weird!
Saloohaz 1
Looks like you're the one who's gonna end up with a flappy bird!
justin1205 9
You better get REALLY focused or you could jailbreak your phone.
Fablelord 14
I would say that you're ******, but your username sums up the situation quite well.
B6LLT 14
time to go time to go time to gooooo