Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
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flee2321 10
I would leave.
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
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Comments (139)
flee2321 10
I would leave.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Why? Its an easy game. Just tap the screen. :P
scooterdude720 19
Jailbreak your device then download the hack.
Lioness8197 18
You're ******, Op...wait, know you're not.
iOceanus 18
52: I think he does know...
Stazza11 27
Don't leave! Reply with a hasty Challenge accepted!!!
angeloshaheen 8
It would be worst if he had an old nokia
ItsJustMe1616 26
Can't beat her score on flappy bird? Guess it's time to let the fap be heard....
titandesu 14
first time i ever heard of a girl asking to be ignored for a video game
Mrman1998 7
think thats the nickname for her ******
Puffytruffles 18
Looks like you should give up then. Stupid ass game. -_-
cryssycakesx3 23
sounds like she's harder to score on than the game...
zBLAKEz 23
I don't think anybody is as hard to score on as that game.
BradTheBrony 19
She is literally as hard to score on as the game. Scoring on her is ******* synonymous with scoring on the game Jesus ******* BMX off a ramp and do a 360 shitChrist get your facts straight or I will blow a ******* gasket
classiceagle63 16
Jailbreak your phone and use apsidia to glitch the pipes?
Ian7890 23
i would say take a screenshot of a higher score picture you find on the internet
SofaKingPretty 13
But if she's clever, she'd check his scoreboard on the app
Meettitan 14
Better yet, change the variable for 'score' with a memory editor. Change your score to 999999 and tell her she should have made a harder challenge.
cjlerch 29
Well? Get going, you heard the woman!
gramirez23 9
Or he could play with his **** in front of her, that'll stir something up (;
Rallred32 20
Dude, no.
shidaddle 11
Better sit down and play flappy bird to take your mind off your evil girlfriend! Good luck though
woahitstishonda 4
it wouldn't really help though bc he would probably think "the only reason I'm doing this is to have sex with her"
kjoule 5
Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...
kjoule 5
Get to flapping or you will be left to fapping*
robd007 20
flap or fap.... dun dun dun
worldclassrager 41
Better get to it...hack if needed...or just work on your arm a bit...she should give up eventually...
myGRAM 14
Coming soon to your relationship: Fappy Bird
Kamon97 23
Better start looking for cheat codes lol
Pat_Tricksta 13
That's a dick move, is that how your girlfriend views sex? As a competitive tool?
brivielle 15
i think OP should just ignore her and pretend she doesnt exist. She'l be seducing him in no time.