Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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BabyDacey 0
LOL sore loser
suntherian 4
LOL Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious. Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P
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Comments (124)
BabyDacey 0
LOL sore loser
chuchurocket 4
yay for wii bowling
iToone01 0
Make your own game up. Wii Wrestling. Only you both play as the Mii's. In bed. She'll play to try and beat you!!
Nena713 0
I'm a sore loser in certain things, but this is ridiculous.
iToone01 0
18 you don't get it. emphasize the last part
ApplePieHead 0
she doesn't want to put out or she can separate virtual reality & reality
racerapj 10
U just got Wii-Blocked by the Wii! Lol! But seriously, Thats retarded
Tasanasanta 0
Rematch playing you Wii but skiing this time ;)
racerapj 10
me and #31 Bad **** jokes since 2010 ;)
gasbreakdipdip 0
invasion of the nnnnneeeewwwww fffffaaaaagggggssss
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Lol, that sucks. xD
iTzAeroz 0
I thought games like WoW don't get you laid.
oogyboogy 6
cockblockes by you're own mii, on purpose!¡ and you thougt he was your wingman¡!
Roflmaaark 0
52, Wii and WoW are completely different, ********.
kczey1234 0
damn cocky hoe. say it's not my fault I'm better then you... suck it up like you're about to suck on this
DatOne 0
YDI Wii fag!
Trupe 3
Well I mean you did knock her out. Abusive asshole. Imagine what shed do if you were playing mw2.
megiscool123 0
hahahahaha
msyelowbubblegum 0
haahahaha loser :P she retarded :P shes prob just pissed for a lil bit shell get over it dont worry :P haha
newnew8 0
ahah your girlfriend is funny
Dinosaurthethird 0
lmao at 79.
fanbat 0
YDI for playing the wii
Betz 10
op clearly states his gf was in one player mode, which means she was really fighting against the cpu (which randomly selected op's mii)...
leadrunner751 3
your girlfriend is SO MUCH WIN!
Aetheora 0
that's not his point moron. he's saying that games like WoW have big time no lifers and nerds that never get laid cause they'd probably put their raid over sex. you dense when ya posted that? >.>
DiscountDJ25 0
Well, it's true that WoW has some people who haven't seen the sun in several years. But don't judge us all, just because of those dweebs.
st0n333d 0
to be honest... that last part with her being in one player mode made me chuckle...
st0n333d 0
One player mode...... ohhhh the jokes I could make....
Roflmaaark 0
Well this has nothing to do with WoW, does it?
xMaNNiNGx119 0
YDI for having a Wii
ZleveL 0
22- amen brother |m|(-.-)|m|
thebigtwinkie 28
what do you mean "IT WOULDN'T BE BAD"
beanieboo 0
haha ur girl needs a backbone!!
travisrocker 0
or some other bone hahaha
karmaSUCKS321453 0
hey girl, I love every bone in your body... especially mine :]
Jessicaa96145 0
aha.. tell her she can have a rematch and let her win :)
bballpg021xx 5
OP had nothing to do with her winning or losing. it was 1 player mode therefore he can't control it, which sucks even worse.
Sickasstrickflip 0
25 - whether or not it was actually him who was playing the first match has no relevance to whether or no he should offer a rematch.
suntherian 4
LOL Okay it sucks for you, OP but that's just hilarious. Even your Mii is trying to knock some sense into her! :P
the_flirtt 0
wii is da shit !!!
the_flirtt 0
no wii is fun but not better than mw2
BackHurts 0
xbox or PS3?
the_flirtt 0
xbox
VeryNice329 0
13: I suck a wii tennis too. bowling is fun tho. I got pro so I have a cool ball with stars on it. :)
summerlesslove 0
@16 agreed
buoyantcitrus 0
Just let her know that she needs to practice with your "wii".
karmaSUCKS321453 0
if she isn't very good with the wii why would you want her to practice on your wii? have her learn from the shake-it :D
SupermanXL 3
lol, the shake-it is certainly a training device.
glitterbabe224 0
wow(:
schwancy 2
ydi for virtually hitting a girl.
Tasanasanta 0
But he didn't even do that...
karmaSUCKS321453 0
fail at trying to be funny. people like you are the idiots who make other idiots feel smart therefore making them think that they are smart when they are actually rather dumb! but all of this is your fault because you are such a dumbass you make other dumbasses feel like smartasses which is really kind of annoying you freaking idiot! so thank for making me feel smart :D
Sickasstrickflip 0
57- ok, most likely 17 year old of only slightly above average intelligence.
Ragnir 0
Your Wii just **** blocked your "Wii" lol.
_streets_ 19
lmao = ]
cheergirly16 0
I couldn't see this being realistic unless she just wants an excuse not to do it with youu....lol
x_sophinator_x 0
I agree. something just tells me she found something more fun than sex with you, OP.