Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
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ThuNDeY 23
16 and grandma?
brocho 26
MTV hasn't been worth watching since Beavis and Butt-Head ended (both times) if you ask me.
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Comments (77)
yeaforreal 14
Winter is coming...
farttard 8
Oh boohoo, you can't watch nerd **** anymore.
PhantomKitty 26
I can't stand people who assume that Game of Thrones is "**** with a plot." Yes, there are plenty of sex scenes, but that is NOT the main focus of the show.
Dale_shackleford 13
There are plenty of other great HBO shows. Actually, now that I think about it, GOT is one of the only HBO shows I don't really like.
Mathalamus 25
why do you allow her the right to change the cable?
soullyfe 33
18: Why would he not...?
Mathalamus 25
i wouldn't, because i like to be in control. especially over TV. if i ever bother with a TV.
HonestPie 10
I wouldn't. At least give me a heads up, jesus christ.
brezzyanna 17
Because it's her tv too.
dereksboo44 16
You can always call the cable company and add a package that includes HBO. You'll have Game of Thrones and she will have Teen Mom. Problem solved.
MorganHex 28
HBO NOW. Dude it's only 15$ a month
Mathalamus 25
you can get Netflix for way more content on slightly more than half price.
TabooSushi 24
Except 90% of Netflix's content is garbage that nobody watches.
klutz44 28
Netflix doesn't have Game of Thrones so the problem wouldn't be solved
IorvethTheXolo 8
GOT may not be on instant, but you can still get the DVDs sent to you. Incredibly simple.
brezzyanna 17
Every time I see comments about Netflix, I wish I was American. $10 in Canada with almost no content.
JayBug6 9
RIGHT! And with the proxy block! I'm hurting with my Canadian Netflix!!
great_nate 26
Grow a pair.
ecascio2010 9
There's this great thing called HBONOW....
vicfirthfan 11
I hope you mean ex-cable subscription
dragoongirl90 34
This is one of the saddest FML's I have ever read. I am so sorry for your loss, OP.
DoomedGemini 38
Was it because you binge watched it and it caused to piss off your boss?