Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
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Top comments
ThuNDeY 23
16 and grandma?
brocho 26
MTV hasn't been worth watching since Beavis and Butt-Head ended (both times) if you ask me.
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Comments (77)
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
She clearly, "knows nothing" .
sighlifeman 12
teen mom is the shit man
MonCapitan 4
Who's name is the account under? If it's only yours, then they shouldn't have changed it.
ELoni_fml 25
Change it back!
Gvnfree 5
ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE FIGHT FOR YOUR INCESTUOUS MURDERFIGHT TELEVISION SHOW XD
Lordosa 9
Its not hello new missus?
sohigh10 34
Why did she even have to swap those? MTV is part of our basic cable, while HBO is a separate package entirely that you pay for.. Sounds to me like she was just sick of game of thrones
xXTheRichKingXx 15
I think she's trying to tell you something. Just a thought.
tooney_fml 8
Break up with that bee-otch
crystalponds 11
I believe the only solution to this problem is to demand a trial by combat!