Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my friend thought she would "save me some time" by spoiling Game of Thrones. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. To celebrate being newly single, I wanted to watch some shows on Netflix. My now ex-boyfriend had already changed the password. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
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ThuNDeY 23
16 and grandma?
brocho 26
MTV hasn't been worth watching since Beavis and Butt-Head ended (both times) if you ask me.
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Comments (77)
rockeditionbarbi 14
I'm 99% sure that's a dumpable offence :O
alex_gen 39
I've never watched GoT, but FYL for having to suffer through MTV.
pancaklover 8
That sucks. I would never give up gomft.
sophi147 6
Well who's paying for it? Of course it's kind of messed up for her to not talk to you about it first, but if she's paying majority of the bill, then it's really her final decision. Same goes the other way around if your paying the bill.
Mahtari 19
Time to put on the eyepatch
Stuffaluffagus 25
Hello breakup?
catherinecas 30
You can get HBO GO for $10 a month. Plus, they have a one month free deal that should hold you over.
wohscg 5
I work for a cable company in MA. two things. 1) you can call and change it back. and 2) I don't know of any company that has a package in which MTV is not included in the basic package. so unless she removed the upgrade that gave you HBO, every company has MTV in its basic package
ciammmm 11
Ours does not include MTV, or TBS. It is kind of odd, but we get HBO with access to HBOGo for $5
darwinav13 2
Break up with her and get HBO Now
josiemorehouse 12
DUMP HER!!! Call the cable company and switch it back!!! What a selfish ****! Hurry before tonight's episode!!!!!