Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had irritable bowel syndrome, on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with polycystic ovaries and confided in my mom, after being told I would have trouble having kids. Five minutes later, I hear the whole family laughing about it downstairs. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
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science-teacher 15
Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?
Medieval_Unicorn 24
The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options
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science-teacher 15
Did you feel the 'burn' from that insult?
HoboMeth 36
It's just a prank bro
AbeFrohman 10
Funny doctor... Not.
laden_swallow09 35
Doctor Mom is having none of your shenanigans.
Medieval_Unicorn 24
The roast of OP, RIP your dignity :P But hey congrats on being healthy instead of promiscuous and diseased! You've certainly chosen the better of the two options
theoldman 22
There's nothing wrong with "being promiscuous" as long as you are being safe about it. You can have sex and be healthy. I don't like the implication that if you have a lot of sex that you are diseased.
DarkSerebii 11
You can be monogamous and still be diseased. Not everyone knows/discloses that they have an infection right off the bat, or they're too ashamed/assholish to admit it.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, to be fair, it's definitely better for you that you *aren't* known for your sexual exploits. Doctor Mom raised you right, it seems.
farmgirl98 14
That is incredibly inappropriate and unprofessional. Fyl op
feven 32
LOL. Your mom is a savage.
Ms_ValS 27
I really don't understand how that would be a funny prank. What if she slapped you across the face as a knee jerk reaction? My parents sure would. Oh well. Maybe he knows you and your mother well enough to know how she'd react to hearing that about you.
tomatosz 23
They're colleagues, so I assume the doctor knows OP's mom can handle a joke.
Krovels 10
Part time mom, full time savage