Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
Today, I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend, after recently introducing him to the series. A scene involving Carl came on, and my boyfriend said, "God damn. You ever give me a kid that annoying, I'll shoot both of ya right in the head." FML
Always with you
Today, I hung up the phone and went to tell my dad that I’d finished switching all the utilities into my name. Then I remembered I was switching them into my name because of his death. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
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Eliseopwns 22
Denial is a preliminary stage of grief, my friend. Hang tight for the long ride.
Polynomial 28
Oh noa, not the preliminary step, the first step.
ECHOSPiiKES 19
#RipNoah
shessohighh 10
I can't believe Noah was his favorite character! He was a cool guy, but he wasn't even on the show that long.
Luna_Soleil 11
Maybe he watches Everybody Hates Chris
Luna_Soleil 11
That was a reply to 113
walkintotheclub 6
If it was Glenn or Darryl that died then this would not be an FML. Sorry, OP guess you have to go to a friends house to see the season finale.
hard_candy 25
everybody ate chris.
Countryboy1996 18
Denial is not a preliminary stage of grief. It's the first of the five stages of grief.
ChocolateScyther 19
the ride started again with Glenn
UndyingKarma 19
fyl, no one deserves to lose access to cable over something that petty :p
wildgenius 13
You could have just pressed the button, friend.
thesmeagol 22
Hes not your friend, buddy.
False_Stupidity 42
He's not your buddy, mate.
ItsAlly 20
He's not your mate, fella.
TheBestTaco 3
He's not your fella, friend.
Generic_Toaster 21
he's not your friend friend, guy.
MehNameIsJuan 15
70, You ruined it :P
bdecker109 11
hes not a guy, dog.
hotheadslav 17
He's not a dog, animal!
MaT30123 19
Crusty poop! Officially ruined!
younghaiti34 2
your obviously not a walking dead fan
dontlookman 20
Tell your dad he'll meet his favorite character soon enough if he doesn't turn it back on.
jenjen2633 17
0-100 real quick
StaazMon 9
that profile picture+that comment=gold
Adamfuzzyballs 7
The Walking Dead does that to you...
airforce987 20
I wouldn't turn him on to Game of Thrones if I were him then
colby6666 43
RIP Noah
coolster5000 22
SPOILER SOME PEOPLE HAVENT WATCHED IT YET STFU
Adeptus_Astartes 22
@59 Spoiler Alert! Some one remove his comment before people start killing puppies!
syed121417 22
NOAH DIES!???? Dammit this is why you can't just say what happens
Noah197099 17
What do you mean? I'm right here.
extrasnipes 22
Oh don't introduce him to doctor who or you'll never watch tv again
redstone7693 29
RIP Noah and Aiden
vivaellefashion 14
I haven't seen the fifth season. I had to look up who Noah was.
Indiantrolledd 16
ALL OF YOU PEOPLE SUCK! I TRYED SO HARD TO AVOID SPOILERS, AND YOU GUYS ****** IT FOR ME. YOU GUYS OWE ME 1 HOUR OF DVR SPACE.
gonnawhupu 13
I too turn of my cable when someone died in a tv show
pete9913 23
If Darryl dies we riot.
mrmcleod 29
If Daryl dies, so do I. Your move Hollywood.
kct101 18
your probably just going to cry and get pissed. if you riot the show may end
Silverfeathery 21
If Daryl dies, its WWIII.
Shamandalie89 32
You spelled Rick wrong.
phreaker913 21
#6 AGREED!
condor216 15
I hate to say this, but if they kill anyone else off Daryl would probably be one of them. They have a reason to, after all. He wasn't original to the comics.
ihartmytdi 23
*spoiler alert* I don't blame him - Noah was one of my favs too. "Everybody ate Chris"
vikky538 29
damn ...you ruined it.. I yet to watch that episode..
tiredteenager 16
#17, he said spoiler alert...
r_u_siri 9
??????
r_u_siri 9
at least he's with Beth now
vikky538 29
#19 but its the main comment.. wouldn't have a chance to skip it...
xcllla_ 27
So that was Noah? Who cares.
ImBored15 21
I find it funny that the character that had the same name as me died on my birthday XD
Dlzq 22
What day in The Walking Dead would you specify as your birthday? They don't tell us what specific day he died.
iAmPaul 49
51 - He clearly means his birthday was yesterday (the day the episode aired). Check his profile, it even shows that his birthday was yesterday.
AndrewMoreira14 19
If he can't handle the pain now, I'm scared to know how he will take it in the season finale..
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Or when the show catches up to issue #100...
nicfo 22
he's kinda like me. i burnt a bible because my favourite character died. twice.
karwank 13
What supernatural episode was it?
nodai 13
The best way to take out your anger is to burn a bible? Try meditating my friend.
IndicaPaincakes 28
Or Game of Thrones?
ifuckuprandomly 28
Guys, he was joking that Jesus was his favourite character in the Bible and when he died he burned it. To carry on with the joke he probably bought another, read further, saw Jesus came back and died again and burned yet another bible.
shiffizzle 13
Understandable