Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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BuffaloSabres134 8
Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.
buck33 14
"Jerry! Hey, Jerry! Hey! JERRY. Kumbuck3t15!" "What?"
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Comments (139)
BuffaloSabres134 8
Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.
buck33 14
"Jerry! Hey, Jerry! Hey! JERRY. Kumbuck3t15!" "What?"
BuffaloSabres134 8
7 - LOL, it's like a street nickname, but for people with no lives !
snowboarder531 5
Not everyone with Xbox Live has no life btw.
Futacy 30
lets look at the bright side... at lest you have friends at all
lostinlabels 8
When people you don't know start calling you out by your gt then you have to worry.
JiggaJayZ 16
This is why my gamer tag is the same thing as my full name lol
nerobluerose 10
Who makes a gamer tag with the name cumbucket15?
zombiebombatron 6
Well my gamertag is ZombieBombatron and once everyone finds out how to pronounce it, they can't help but call me that in person...(': ******* lovely. Cause Ally is too mainstream, right? -__-
NightmareShadow 4
Umm that's not really a good idea in my opinion.
joker118 7
well change your name then
MikeonFML 17
I don't think he's trying to change his identity
HowAreYouToday 34
At job interview "I'm dragonslayer34" "next"
akg98 13
Aha 24 i lold
LightningCactus 12
Congrats, 91
Madden12 6
You need to get a life? This saying only works in English.
trivel64 16
17- I think that 3 was using the French version of the website, and the saying "I need to get a life" does not translate too well ^^
_duhastmich 11
50 - if the saying doesn't work in French then why did someone who speaks French use it?
dominic1221 6
Cause they posted it on FML, and FML is an English language site. OP's from Mexico, anyway. #3 is just a retarded dumb-shit.
_duhastmich 11
Oh, I get it. I was thinking someone posted it on the French version of the site. Nvm. This thread is stupid anyway.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Vie De Merde literally means Shit Life in French. The more you know...
ElricMustang 23
I think that was a great sign to get you to realize you needed a life.
TheAlchemist22 9
I love your username!:D
MURIKKA 11
4- So does OP..... That's what the FML is all about....
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...**** my ass? No thank you, sir. I do approve of your username, though.
Rommel1942 9
Problem: You have Xbox. Solution: Buy PS3
BuffaloSabres134 8
Doesn't solve his loser problem
lazyfoo92 4
nice comment. but honestly screw ps3 :P
druidpirate1313 1
Don't see the point in why everyone fights over which system sucks an which one don't they both do the same thing anyway
onlychildFTW 34
Xbox has a better online system but you have to pay. Xbox has sold more consoles so more people play online. New Xbox 360 isn't as good as old Xbox 360 elite.
superswagbro 7
Why? So he can get his online shut down for two months?
ablueshka 0
PS3 is insecure man they get hacked like every year and people get there money stolen from hackers hacking psn then getting all your Paying info. Xbox u pay more yes but it's more secure than loosing all ur money to a hacker
Jaxx66 21
45, I don't know why you got thumbed down. You make a valid point. Paying Microsoft for their services makes them more likely to spend more time and resources on a more secure online system. Also, it is true that PS3 gets hacked more.
Dixbfloppin 11
guis xbox sux dik lol!!!!1111
CoolRainbowdash 15
I have a PS3,and when I get to the topics of console wars I think PS3 is better.It can play Blu ray disc.and it's a lot faster....
_duhastmich 11
I don't see how that would help him get a life.
CoolRainbowdash 15
And also people have there own opinion.
baconftw 9
FMA
igive 29
I wonder if your gamer tag its something like "beaverbeater285" Cus i see a lot of those.
DarthCory 7
Those funny little creatures are called "virgins", I believe.
DarthCory 7
Either that, or we're dealing with a potential serial killer who's just starting out with beavers and the like. Next comes baby seals.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's kumbuck3t15.
AFloppyWetWhale 6
That's because default gamertags that they suggest are always two randomass words with a random number at the end
jackipdoc 31
I believe it's kumbuck3k15
borkchop1992 15
You know its time to sell your xbox when...
Rommel1942 9
Shoulda never bought Xbox in the first place xD
borkchop1992 15
Xbox games>ps3 Ps3 graphics
GhostlyGhoulish 1
You are the embodiment of an idiot.
taran6 3
It is never the time to sell an xbox. Ever.
borkchop1992 15
My comment was a reply to somebody else whose comment was removed making mine look really dumb
s0m3guy2010 21
It's better than being called kumbuck3t in prison. Don't drop the soap.
heygirlie777 21
Agh, you forgot the 15. That's the best part. It's sets him apart from all the other little kumbuck3ts.
julygirl18 8
I love Xbox!!
Calyx_fml 22
You have a life. This is it. Your problem is wishing for something that you already have.
Hockeyboy4280 18
What the **** are you talking about?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I think he was saying that OP's life IS his electronics and maybe he should just embrace it. Don't quote me; that's just how I took it.
greenie213 23
My name here is my Xbox name, and I came up with it because everyone calls me Greenie. Look me up.
jujubunni5 9
Same here
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Bad vindictive doggie. >:|
lazyfoo92 4
u play battlefield?
FUSRODAHSPREE 8
Bf3 anyone
manyourlifesucks 0
No bf3 i think i would rather play FML right now since i am already there.
THExistentialist 13
111, your pic goes perfectly with your comment: I literally read it starting with "bitch please!" by the way... you wouldn't happen to know... WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON? and if you do, how did you escape!?!
fuzz97 23
119, your comment may very well be the most irrelevant comment in the history of this website. I award you a thumbs-down.